hi-frickin-larious

adj - sarcastic remark usually made after a bad joke, someone trying to be funny, or a story that was supposed to be funny, but failed miserably

Dad tells bad joke
Son: Hi-frickin-larious.

by nitenel October 23, 2010

like it's his job

A phrase to describe the skill level of an individual. A compliment.

Dude, Carl was flips those patties like it's his job!

Shannon's so fat, she eats like it's her job!

by LodaMax November 16, 2007

shot his load

The moment, or, the moment just after a guy ejaculates. The 'load' being his cum.

Kath gave Ian a hand-job until he shot his load over her face.

by okguyxx February 12, 2014

Bust His Nut

To ejaculate; cum; blow a load, shoot off, spooge, etc...

Yo,every time he looks at my ho he gonna bust his nut.

by OmegaBob November 13, 2006

Tie his shoe

to perform sexual favors

"He asked her to tie his shoe, and she said yes! What a ho!"

by ohsnapitsthetor March 20, 2009

grab his cock

A phrase used as a smart ass answer to all questions. Similar to a barrel roll.

Girl:I really like this guy, but I don't know what to say to him.

You: Grab his cock.

by Kidlazarus January 13, 2008

Kyle and his jew

Kyle is a ginger boy who's bitch is a Jewish girl

It is just Kyle and his jew against the world

Kyle's mum:
So why do you call your girlfriend 'your jew'?

Kyle:
Because she is my girlfriend but she doesn't like to get called my girlfriend, she prefers it when I call her 'my jew' as it makes her horny...10/10 you should fuck a jew

Kyle's mum:
So that is why everyone says 'Kyle and his jew?'

Kyle:
Yes

*Kyle then pats his jew on the head while she is sitting on the floor next to the chair Kyle is on*

Kyle's jew:
Thank you daddy, you make me forget about G-d

by Savagemylads July 25, 2019