HERPETIC

awesome: rocking: spectacular; out of this world; groovy

counterintuitive superlative, a la "sick" or "phat

"dude, we had dinner at Beast, it was herpetic."

by Chicemonkey August 28, 2013

Herpesyphigonorrhaids

A disease with all of the symptoms of Herpes, Syphilis, Gonorrhea, and AIDS.

I wish that jerk would get herpesyphigonorrhaids

by Aym June 5, 2013

Herpevore

One who eats herpes infected dick and or pussy. May be known or unknown to the person eating said genitalia.

"Damn that bitch is a herpevore."

by Srbacon91 November 2, 2013

herpahemacrabalaids

The mac-daddy mother of all sexually transmitted diseases. This horrible virus will dry you up faster than an ice cube in hell. Not to mention it will sterilize you.

Dude I think I have herpahemacrabalaids

by The Prickly Pickle January 15, 2014

herpie slurpee

1- Tame definition: A convenience store/gas station-made beverage using multiple flavours of slush to make a disgusting drink.

2- Slang term: Going down on a known-slut.

(1)"Awe crap! I made a herpie slurpee again."

(1 & 2)"Dayum that's so gross, I think it's a herpie slurpee."

(2)"I've never seen anything quite like that herpie slurpee... The smell was unbearable."

by Hiptochromniack July 3, 2014

Herpegonnosyphilaids

The possession of every STD. Ever.

I've had sex with so many whores I must have herpegonnosyphilaids.

by King of Swag December 25, 2014

herpashart

When you hiccup and burp at the same time causing you to shart yourself

He herpasharted himself.

by camel1 January 6, 2016