New Goof Bootin’

When you purchase new ostrich leather boots, for only two payments, go out with you’re new boots (new boot goofin’), get drunk, and scuff them up.

Sira tripped and scuffed up her new boots! She went new goof bootin’!

by aFRIGGINbeech March 25, 2019

hanging like goofeys ears

when a women's lips are hanging low like goofeys ears

oh my god her lips were hanging like goofeys ears

by sea donkey slayer March 13, 2011

Hong Kong Gooey

The act of filling an egg roll with diarrhea and forcing into your partner's anus. Some even try to use a karate kick to jam it in there. Similar to a shit dildo but with a few more steps.

"Dude, that's the last time I hook up with an Asian chick. Last night, she tried to give me a Hong Kong Gooey when i wasn't looking."

by SbooduhF June 19, 2012

Goofyna

People who think they can guard me but they can’t

Goofyna

by Goofy-na November 19, 2022

GoodySac

1. n.-container of wonderful treats
2. n.-scrotum
3. v.- to be Tea Bagged

1. Would you like a GoodySac?
2. Would you like my GoodySac?
3. You ready to be GoodySac'd?

by 4hcgoods November 24, 2005

Gooey in the fork

Wet and slippery in the crotch. In fact, a female thing really, but can be applied liberally.

His gaint lego robot started to bar me up, but the spaceship made me totally gooey in the fork.

by TasmanianJim January 9, 2007

Goof on

To take delight in anothers folly usually for a period of several seconds or more.

I'm gonna goof on this wino who's trying to tie his shoes while he's drunk.

by Juancabeza August 30, 2009