Goblin Dickhead

Goblin Dickhead is used as an insult for underage parents who are on government benefits.

Look at that Goblin Dickhead buying her kids sausages rolls with her benefit money.

by OrthdoxNorman March 6, 2016

Goblin

When you gobble like a turkey on the end of a mans penis and then shout gobble gobble when he ejaculates in your face

I gave that guy a goblin last night iv never gobbled so hard

by Burgie August 5, 2018

goblins

something level 100 warlocks kill

man i farmed so many goblins yesterday

by badash1159 August 15, 2018

Goblined

The act of stealing or taking something from another, in an almost grimey and crusty manner. Much like how a goblin would steal one's treasure.

“Bro where'd you get those chips?”
“I goblined them from my pantry like the sneaky lil rat i am.”

by Emm Fettuccine October 6, 2019

Goblin Gang

A set of sexy ass bitches who post way too fucking much on Instagram and posing. These people have common names including "Megan" or "Braeden". They are a rare sight to be found outside their bedrooms creating cringe-ass TikToks dancing to a dead rapper's music. They will almost always be virgins or found with the hottest male in school yet also have one of the lowest GPA's throughout their life.

Hey, look over there! It's a goblin gang doing the WAP dance together!
Woah, I wonder how troubled they were in their childhood!

by Tunkyman January 25, 2021

Goblin Squat

A sex position in which the man lies on his back and the woman squats on his dick facing him. The woman's heels must be in contact with the floor at all times. She then bounces her ass up and down on that cock like a dirty little migrant worker.

I'm sorry Greg, but I have to go into the Swedish forest to pick berries now

No please Agnieszka just give me the goblin squat one more time!

by Cheezy D on the mic July 20, 2023

the goblin

aids, hiv infection. transmission of std

"yo, i heard the goblin got him" same use as " the monster"

by enought with this December 2, 2007