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Goat and tree

A old relatively new trick devised by medical students at the University of Nairobi when taking Vivas. Where the goat is the student and the tree is the little knowledge he/she has, so you herd the goat to the tree and tether him there and graze until the time runs out or he is full
Distraught student: My pathology Vivas are tomorrow what am I going to do
Equally distraught but confident student: just use the old goat and tree
by DistraughtComrade August 21, 2020
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goat diggers

When someone has two big front teeth that look like a goats front teeth. Also goats dig with their teeth so it creates the term Goat Diggers.
Hey Major!, did you see the goat diggers on Mark?
by Minamus April 5, 2017
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goat toter

One who aimlessly walks around a car lot or other retail business with his "Goat" (Dick) in his hand wasting the time of salespeople when he or she couldn't buy fuckin' happiness.
I've had this fuckin' Goat Toter for 3 hours to find out he couldn't finance the pen he signed his credit application with!
by Cuban Cracker April 27, 2017
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Goat Lit

Being too drunk to use words properly.
by AwesomelyB November 18, 2017
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goat raisins

goat raisins, goat droppings, goat feces, goat poop.
The ground in the goat pin looks like it's covered with raisins, goat raisins.
by BloughMi February 15, 2017
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mermaid goat

A mermaid goat is what fun, witty people call the sign for Capricorn.
Person 1: Hey whats your zodiac sign?
Person 2: I'm the mermaid goat!
Person 1: haha I love the Capricorn is a mermaid goat.
by randompersonlol29 March 2, 2017
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dairy goat

"Don't be such a dairy goat, darling."
by ChelleShay October 3, 2016
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