casual gamer

A casual gamer is somebody who doesn't know jack shit about video games.

Their "game" collection often consists mainly of annually rehashed sports titles with buggy engines and unbalanced gameplay as well as other EA garbage. Many casual gamers refuse to play Nintendo games because they're too "hardcore" to play that "kiddy crap," yet they're the type of cowards who'll give up on games like Ninja Gaiden, because "it's too hard."

Other popular games among casuals are: Grand Theft Auto, a pointless game that appeals to the type of idiot who thinks shooting a hooker is as funny the thousandth time as the first; Gran Turismo, because driving around in circles is the most rewarding gameplay experience ever; and Tomb Raider, because shitty games can sell well just like shitty music if they have enough "sex appeal."

Casual gamers bought a PSP for $250 just to fill it with shitty MP3s.

by Paco Belmondo September 15, 2005

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Gamer-e

The most badass gamer in existence. Every task he follows through with and everything he enjoys is fucking awesome.

EVERYTHING.

You WISH you could be him. He makes all of y'all look like pussies by comparison.

Holy fuck! Here comes Gamer-e! Man, fuck this shit, I'm getting out of here! I value my dignity!

by Not as awesome as Gamer-e. April 26, 2009

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Gamer's Thumb

The condition where a person's thumb becomes permanently disfigured due to playing video games, often results in a bump or oddly flat spot on the pads of both thumbs

Hey, my thumb has the weird flat spot on it. Oh, that's probably Gamer's Thumb

by PriorDread December 13, 2013

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Gamer Girl

A nerd or gamer who is female and a billion times more desirable than any other woman.

Jasmine was tall, with long dark hair that curled into ringlets at the tips, soft dark skin, and blazing emerald eyes. She wore a creeper hoodie, a homestuck t-shirt, a Pokemon necklace, a portal backpack, skinny jeans, and red sneakers. In her free time she played X-box and confused people as to how she made the honor toll. God I wish I was her . What an awesome gamer girl.

by CowSex December 21, 2013

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Casual Gamer Fag

Someone who plays on consoles, namely generic shitty games like Call of duty 4, halo 3, and gears of war which are advertised to holy hell making them extremely generic. These people usually have absolutely no skill in real games.

Guy: OMG I just got CoD4 and halo3!
Other guy: Gratz, casual gamer fag.

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Guy: What you think you're good at games? I challange you to halo 3!
Other guy: No thank you, I'm not a casual gamer fag, call me when you want to play a real game on a real system.

by Toxic Ninja January 13, 2008

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