Giffod

A person is mentaly retarded.

You total giffod

by Jago zetec-s April 20, 2009

Giffet

a giffet is a sweaty gap between a mans ballsack and his groin

martha my ballsack appears to be sticking to my giffet

by Jellycheeks December 30, 2008

gift wrapped

When you and your girl both lay facing each other. She bends and spreads angling her vagina towards you. You lift your legs between hers to enter while she wraps hers around your back

Man I just gift wrapped my girl, we gone be fucking till Christmas!

by dickblaster December 28, 2015

Giffy

Means that something is weird and unusual

That is fucking giffys

by Matts.dictionary November 22, 2019

sacred gift

a male dips his penis into holy water and jerks off in someones mouth.

After mass i received a sacred gift from Sid.

by the jokes on you batty August 30, 2009

Gusband and Gife

Gay husband and wife. Could be any combination: Man married to a Man. Woman married to a Woman. The matrimony of two gay people. Could also be Gusband and Gusband. Or...Gife and Gife.

"I now pronounce you Gusband and Gife".

by annieoakley September 10, 2011

get your friend called jade a gift day

on the May 20th get your friend Jade a nice gift

you: oh hey it’s May 20th here’s a gift
jade: thanks but why?
you: it’s get your friend called jade a gift day
jade : woah really

you: yeahhhh

by kayyykayy May 13, 2021