A phrase to describe someone receiving the maximum allowance from the UK Welfare System. In the UK these are know as Social Benefits, hence being on "Full Benefits" or "Full Bennies"
" Hey Rob, How'd you afford the wedge to run that Japanese whip "
" Ha! Ha! I'm on full bennies mate! Ain't I "
" Ha! Ha! I'm on full bennies mate! Ain't I "
by Dave has skills May 12, 2016
Get the Full Bennies mug.A guy who slaps a womans pussy during sex like he's slapping his last £10 on a football coupon in the bookies
by The Fairy Sesh Mother December 6, 2019
Get the Fud Whacker mug.Ghostly presence of furniture from the last tenant of the apartment you're renting. It can appear late in the night, especially if you go get a glass of water with the lights turned off. Are usually easy to get rid of with a simple exorcism.
Vilmar: Damn, I just stubbed my toe on some of Joe's phantom furniture.
Torkild: Who's Joe?
Vilmar: He's the guy who rented this apartment before I moved in.
Torkild: Boy, you need to perform an exorcism on this place.
Torkild: Who's Joe?
Vilmar: He's the guy who rented this apartment before I moved in.
Torkild: Boy, you need to perform an exorcism on this place.
by t-degg March 4, 2015
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Toji: a sexually attractive older man, typically one who has children.
Toji: a sexually attractive older man, typically one who has children.
by megumisstepmom February 12, 2021
Get the TOJI Fushiguro mug.The Shit Idiot Brain Fungus (or the S.I.B.F. as it is considered in the medical community), is one of the most deadly diseases known to mankind. It strikes at the cerebrum section of the brain and completely shuts it down. This leaves the victim in a state of eternal idiocy and stupidity. This condition affects countless people worldwide, and the symptoms are completely unnoticeable until it is far too late.
This disease was first invented as a bioweapon by Dr. J while he was locked in the basement of 2000 Presidential candidate Alfred Gorestrum (Al Gore). He planned to use this bioweapon on Senator Ted Cruz of Texas in an attempt to make him a raving dumbass. Little did Dr. J know, however, was that Ted Cruz was already the dumbest of raving dumbasses. Unfortunately, the fungus did spread to Ted Cruz and he is now a walking and talking gravemind of the fungus and looks to spread it to all those he comes into contact with and speaks to.
I am writing this definition from my bunker in Southern Kosovo in the hope that some wandering internet-goer finds this and puts an end to the fungus, and Ted Cruz, for once and for all. This is my last message to the world, goodbye.
This disease was first invented as a bioweapon by Dr. J while he was locked in the basement of 2000 Presidential candidate Alfred Gorestrum (Al Gore). He planned to use this bioweapon on Senator Ted Cruz of Texas in an attempt to make him a raving dumbass. Little did Dr. J know, however, was that Ted Cruz was already the dumbest of raving dumbasses. Unfortunately, the fungus did spread to Ted Cruz and he is now a walking and talking gravemind of the fungus and looks to spread it to all those he comes into contact with and speaks to.
I am writing this definition from my bunker in Southern Kosovo in the hope that some wandering internet-goer finds this and puts an end to the fungus, and Ted Cruz, for once and for all. This is my last message to the world, goodbye.
Person 1: "Yo, you want to hop on the Roblox Pacer Test Game, I really think that it might be a very enjoyable experience."
Person 2: "Bro what the fuck are you saying, have you or a loved one been in contact with a carrier of the Shit Idiot Brain Fungus (S.I.B.F.) or Ted Cruz himself in the past 30 days? You seem like you've come down with a real bad case of it."
Person 1: "Oh no, what if you're rig--- djasdfuiho asdhfgiubsf." *collapses to the floor in a broken heap and as a husk of his former self*
Person 2: "Bro what the fuck are you saying, have you or a loved one been in contact with a carrier of the Shit Idiot Brain Fungus (S.I.B.F.) or Ted Cruz himself in the past 30 days? You seem like you've come down with a real bad case of it."
Person 1: "Oh no, what if you're rig--- djasdfuiho asdhfgiubsf." *collapses to the floor in a broken heap and as a husk of his former self*
by BizarrePolicy May 4, 2021
Get the Shit Idiot Brain Fungus (S.I.B.F.) mug.A re-spelling of the F word used to get around old online forums that would auto-censor other more common misspellings like fuk, fukk, fook, and even fuak. Fuark was the only way to say the F word on these forums. A well-known forum that did this was bodybuilding.com, which is where this phrase took off, especially when the legendary Zyzz started actually saying it out loud in his YouTube videos.
by That guy your mom sees December 1, 2020
Get the fuark mug."Arab funnies" are a stereotypical type of meme. They tend to be loud, ironic and strange snippits of videos with cringy, funny and weird editing over top of them. Most of them contain old 2012 memes and ironic emojis stretched and plastered across the screen with funky sounds playing in the background at random intervals, mostly common sound effects from old cartoons. The main video/content is in the background which is usually something ranging from horrific to outright confusing. Not all arab funnies have to be videos as they can simply be images as well.
Person 1: Hey dude have you seen this bizarre arab funny? It's so weird!
Person 2: Let me see... ...What the fuck did I just watch?
Person 1: *Dying of laughter*
Person 2: Let me see... ...What the fuck did I just watch?
Person 1: *Dying of laughter*
by Put.Dispenser.Here December 17, 2019
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