French Quarter

When you stick 2 dimes and a nickel up your ass and make a girl dig them out with her tongue.

This bitch I took home from the club last night didn't have enough money for the bus, so I gave her a French Quarter.

by King Rolondo October 6, 2006

French Fry

A skinny, long, unhygienic penis that has not been washed in a long time. It may have a small layer of crust made of semen and other penal discharges.

"Dude he whipped his dick and it was a total French Fry. I don't think he's showered in a MONTH."

by apartment401 October 22, 2009

The French Connection

The art of inserting two fingers into a female anus and piercing the membrane through to her vaginal passage. Once this has been completed, the male partner inserts his erect phallus into the anus, and continuing through the previously created route into the vagina. This should only ever attempted with full consent from both parties.

"Bitch was such a freak, she even suggested we try the French Connection."

"It's the third time this week I've been to the hospital, Pete keeps insisting we do the French Connection."

by OxfordBikeTheif#1 January 8, 2012

speak french

when a girl squirts in your mouth and you shake your head like a st. Bernard whisking drool with you're tongue like peanut butter and you say fuck and she moans you learned to speak french

such a strong man do you speak french

by sanxity July 2, 2019

french breakfast

n. - 1. a simple morning meal for the gourmand on a budget, consisting of tomato slices heated up in a skillet, then covered in an egg batter, which fries with slices of cheese over the top. Similar to a light frittata. 2. when you wake up to a chick who doesn't shave her armpits licking your asshole.

a) "This french breakfast is delicious."
b) "Darling, that french breakfast of yours was delicious."

by dishpoontang November 30, 2006

French Tickler

While having anal/vaginal intercourse with a male/female, inserting a French Baguette into his/her mouth then tickling their sac/clitoris

Dude, I gave Jessica a sick French Tickler last night

Me and Jack got crazy last night and I gave him a French Tickler

by The FT November 11, 2011

french dip

When you've finished your business on the toilet and your wiping hand reaches down there and inadvertently makes contact with the piss and/or shit-filled toilet water. It could be light graze or a full on plunge. Possible reasons include poor hand coordination, distraction due to shit lit and/or an extraordinarily massive excremental output leading to a higher than expected toilet water level.

Dude 1: High five!
Dude 2: Alright! *complies*
Dude 1: Lol I just french dipped a minute ago with that hand.
Dude 2: Nooooooooooooooo.

by DarkWingSchmuck July 2, 2015