Flat Earther

A reminder that as much of a failure that you are, there is always someone more disappointing than you.
(although you are currently on Urban Dictionary, so maybe not so much).

"You strike me as someone who would be a Flat Earther"

by younerd July 24, 2023

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Flat-earther

Flat-earthers are people who believe the earth isn't a geoid and believe it's flat because of some bs they watch on youtube

Flat-earther: Can't you see that If I kick a ball water doesn't stay on it
Average person: That ball doesn't have a gravitational force bruh.

by SkS_defines July 22, 2023

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Flat 3 shuffle

The budgeted ability of the achievement of a swivelly chair

Person 1: “Shoudlve seen me last night, I had to do the flat 3 shuffle”

by Aiden.Fukin January 15, 2021

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Flat White to go

After having a coffee enema, anal sex is conducted until ejaculation, leading to a milk coffee coloured liquid spurting out of the anus of the receiver.

I was doing a coffee cleanse and one thing led to another and all of a sudden I had a Flat White to go all over the bed sheets.

by Atari410 February 24, 2025

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