The feisties

When a dogs butthole gets that look when they have to poop.

“Ooooh Spot has the feisties”
“Take him out, quick!”

by Santanamug December 9, 2020

New Hampshire Ape Fest

When a white lady in New Hampshire get's attacked by three to fourteen black men and is dragged into the hills for 48 hours of non-stop ass eating.

Lad 1: So where did Rebecca go last night?

Lad 2: Didn't you hear, the monkey men got her ass back in Laconia.

Lad 1: What did they do to her?

Lad 2: They had a New Hampshire Ape Fest.

Lad 1: NONOnoooooooooooono!!!!!!!!!!11

by Thitherurtian August 10, 2018

feist face

A girl who looks hot in one setting but horrible in another, often because of poor lighting. Canadian musician Leslie Feist, known for her solo work and her involvement in Broken Social Scene, is a good example.

Guy #1: One, two-face, three, four get that feist face out the door.

Guy #2: It's gotta be the moon, my man--it's terrible lighting.

by brandy_alexander February 15, 2009

coon fest

A location, venue, or event that is overrun with people of color and their accouterments.

My naive teenage daughter was begging to attend a rap concert in Philadelphia, but relented when she came to understand that it would be an absolute Coon Fest.
See nigger picnic

by The Grand Phallus March 1, 2014

fester

A fester is someone who can be found at a festival of any type, regardless of the nature of said festival. You can identify a fester by the frisbees or nerf footballs they are commonly seen with in the parking lot of the fest.

An interesting fact about festers is that they procreate by biting non festers and injecting them with unholy fester venom. WATCH OUT!

Example:

Non Fester: Hey dude, what bands are you here to see?

Fester: Bands? Naw dude, I'm just here for the <i>fest</i>!

by Keil May 4, 2005

feitan

feitan -(n.) a very greasy little rat boy that nobody finds attractive.

yall see that ugly ass feitan right there? smh.

by rented mercedes September 21, 2020

sausage fest

where the amount of weiner far outweighs the amount of pussy. usually a lot of guys who want to fight who are random and ugly. so when they want to fight, i eat rocks and shit gunpowder and they go home crying because i am so damn manly. i am tough.

emma's party

harry potter films

star wars conventions

local swimming pool male toilets

a butcher who sells sausages only

by mick shits gunpowder June 15, 2004