Father

To suck c*ck without a mouth

I can’t even father this dude because I can’t think of something to do it with.

by Aristomenis November 16, 2019

fatherness

being a father or a dad

‘my dad is the best, hes so good at fatherness’

by lifeispointless November 8, 2023

co-father-in-law

Child-in-law's father.

co-father-in-law.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024

father daddy

chevy avalanche 2005

we fucked it up. rip father daddy.

engine seized

2005-2023

“rip father daddy, you will be missed.”

*cries*

by trysaratops August 31, 2023

Father and Son Incest

Eric wanted to have sex with his father,John.He went to the room and pulled off his pants and briefs. Then he said to his dad,Wanna have fun dad?.His dad said “Disgusting,No!” .Eric Said,”I know you want to do it with your son Eric. Dad admitted and said “I actually do, And pulled his pants and briefs off too,Then Eric went to the bed and His dad John too,They were ready for doggy style and his dad started to hump him on his back,Eric Moaned for the pleasure,And his dad was so horny,He started to do it faster,They moaned and John,His dad finally cummed,and said “Ahh…. The jizz is so good…” and eric cummed too due to the pleasure. Then Eric started to wear his dad’s briefs and his dad dod the same,Then Eric started to jerk his dad’s Dick covered by the fabric,Then his dad said “Yes… Good boy… Ah yes!..” and then his dad started moaning and cummed after,They were very close and started to do it everyday

You can read this to masturbate and have fun to the Father and Son Incest

by Guy who writes horny things July 21, 2025

Father Druggie

Father Druggie is a drugged up verison of Father Christmas

Santa: I hate Father Druggie
Elf: Yes I argee Sir Santa

by anonymous November 19, 2023

Father of Universe

A non-religious way of expressing "Mother of God". It is used to express something serious or to intensify the dramatics of something shocking, upsetting, etc.

Father of Universe! What the fuck did you just say to me?

Father of Universe, what happened to you?

Father of Universe, do not speak to me in that way!

by LingDanc803 September 16, 2023