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Fake Fan

(n.) a person who commits to plans then...
a. doesn’t show up for them (-500)
b.bails on them for different people (-1000)
c. doesn’t reply in gc when making plans (-200)
d. doesn’t respond in cows within 5 minutes of opening(-100)
e. declines turtle kiss (-1000)
f. more than an hour late to expected time (-500)
g. falsely accusing someone of being a fake fan (-300)
h. calling anyone outside friend group a fake fan (-800)

(adj.) when someone has the qualities of a fake fan
Robin ditches us... she is such a fake fan!
by robinisafakefan October 13, 2018
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stand out like a fake tit

a more modernized definition for standing out in a crowd, or sticking out like a soar thumb
That crazy hat makes you stand out like a fake tit.
by naponxxx April 6, 2009
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Fake Boobs

"Fake Boobs" are good for whores and sluts to attract men for a one time fuck, The man is attracted to her under false circumstances until he finds out that her great boobs are fake boobs, He will bang her a time or two, and move on to the next girl who has the REAL THING!

A deception by girls with small boobs to look and feel better about the crappy life they have created for themselves. Also used as a way to get more work if she wants to be a successful porno star.

Men prefer girls with natural boobs, but if the bitch is flat chested or suffers from "boob sag" fake boobs are the best option for her.
Joe: something about that bitch looks funny

Max: Yeah ... its just her "Fake Boobs" that make her look funny.
by Get real, Ya All!!! May 15, 2008
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Fuck Fake People

Only for the real, not the fake! Fuck Fake People. Tomorrows Bad Seed.
by FFP Tomorrows Bad Seed November 19, 2011
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how to be fake

pretending, somthing that you arn't.

(1. dyed hair: usually black, blonde, or brown.

2. fake tanned: being tan from a salon not the sun, leaves orange glow.

3. wears tight clothing: usually items that can show off their body's or fake tanned skin. mostly abercrombie, A&F, hollister, and american eagle.

4. fake girls always have make-up on, most of them never leave their house without it. fake girls always have the thick dark mascara lashes and usually have some-what thick eye liner.

5. nails done at all time: acrilic nails to fake girls are probally one of the most important things to them. this includes finger nails and toe nails.

6. always have accessories: fakes girls always tend to have huge sunglasses and big purses from name brands such as chanel, prada, Louie V, dolce and gabbana, juicy couture and guess.

7. fake girls all usually have sqeaky or scratchy and high pitched voices, or at least try to make their voices sound like that.

8. they usually have very loud and obnoxiously annoying laughs, that they fake because they think their real laughs are too manly.

9. fake girls usually swear frequently and use alot of slang words, their usually the ones who hear the new slang words first.

10. fake girls can always be caught calling their friends by pet names like girl, gilfriend, baby, babygirl or words that are usually hurtful, but to them their names you call people when their close with them. such as hucci, whore, slut, cunt, and bitch.

11. fake girls always have their myspace done with the hottest new upcoming song that no one really knows yet, you can find the hottest guys with the most gorgeous bodies in their hundreds and thousands of myspace friends. fake girls usually hide or show everything on their page and has hundreds of photo comments to seem "exclusive".

when fake girls do this they are sometimes mistaken for italian princesses.
gianna B: oh my god, nicole and gabby are so fake!
gianna M: yeah, but they get all the guys!
gianna B: oh my god, your so right! their so lucky, i wanna know how to be fake!
gianna M: me too, apparently its alot of work.
by gioiababyyyyyxOx. April 26, 2008
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failed abortion

"Dude, I hate the Jonas Brothers!"

"Me too! they're one big failed abortion".
by only slightly June 21, 2010
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fake down town

to promise or insinuate that you will go "down town."
to fake down town you can reap many rewards such as:

having someone put together your t.v. stand.
hang your curtains.
bail your drunk ass out of jail.
fluffy said that if capitao puts her on his top friends on myspace, she will so go fake down town on him.

muffy- that's fake hott.
by robyn cason January 19, 2008
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