Smile Fucked

1. Backstabbing someone while acting like their best friend.

2. Befriending someone to proselytize them into your religion.

1. " I can't believe Janet she is totally "Smile fucked" me , acting like we were best friends when she was sleeping with my boyfriend the whole time"

2. " I thought Lindsay was my friend, she just wanted me to go to church and I didn't want to go . Now she acts like I am invisible she totally "Smile Fucked"me ."

Smile Fucked by Kbizmck September 15, 2009

Fist fucked in the fart box 

The amazing feat of having a fist in ones anus.

"Holy crap"
"What?"
"You know Mike right?"
"Yes"
"Well I told him U of M rules and the Spartans stink."
"Why are you limping?"
"Well um. I got Fist fucked in the fart box, dry. No lube"
"AWE SICK!"...and you let him"
"I DIDNT HAVE A CHOICE, he loves the Spartans, he went full psycho."

Fist fucked in the fart box by Not ewf June 13, 2014

get fucked dickhead 

when your mate asks you to do 'something', and that 'something' is so ridiculous or will undermine your position as the alpha male in your relationship with said mate, the only way to respond is with 'get fucked dickhead'

mate: hey mate, seeing as though your position in this company has changed and you are now moving up stairs, I am taking your desk after tomorrow and I expect it to be clear of all your shit by tomorrow.

you: get fucked dickhead

get fucked dickhead by Mtbaddict May 31, 2016

I fucked my cousin

So basically it’s someone who fucks there cousin.

I was at a family gathering and I fucked my cousin.

I fucked my cousin by Grandma Cum Fountain December 12, 2018

Snout Fucked

Using the snout of a small dog to penetrate the vaginal cavity. Sometimes lubrication is necessary.

"Autumn snout fucked me last night, it felt better than my boyfriend!"

Snout Fucked by Ed Douchington, Esq. July 25, 2009

your just pissed becuase i fucked your dad 

The ultimate comeback, used by both men and women, becuase there is abseloutly nothing to say back to it.

Person 1Fuck you, dickhead
Urbandictiionary reader Your just pissed becuase i fucked your dad
Person 1 ....uh....

your just pissed becuase i fucked your dad by George May 2, 2005

flea fucked

to be ripped off by someone beneath you

"I bought an eighth off Billy's little brother, and look at it ... there can't be more than a teenth here!"

"It looks like you've been flea fucked, mate!"

flea fucked by The Turtle's Head November 19, 2007