Deep Fried Pickle

Wherein one party puts his penis in the other party's anus, drawing fecal matter onto it, then inserts it into that party's oral cavity.

"That bitch got the deep fried pickle last night, almost ralphed on my rod."

by PickleFried February 20, 2010

shrimp fried rice

Where you puke on someones asshole and then fist fuck it.

Dude, you gave that chick a shrimp fried rice!

by Kentor December 13, 2003

onion fried potatoes

The best freaking food made by man. These delectable appetizers are, like, seriously eaten by God.

person hi God, what are those things?
God well they are onion fried potatoes
(at which point you hear angels singing)
person O MY GOODNESS!!! gimme some!!
God never!!

by Caitlin (MT) June 23, 2008

Deep Fried Hair

Hair that is completely fried due to obsessive straightening or obsessive dying emo black.

It is also greasy because it's washed like once a week.

Wow that emo girls deep fried hair is soo unattractive.

I'm thinking about getting deep fried hair but I don't want people to think I'm emo..I'm just scene.

by dfdsauflkadf December 22, 2008

fries my bacon

A Phrase You Say When Something Really Really Pisses You Off

Girl A: Girl, That Bitch Is Trying To Sleep With Your Man!
Girl B: What? That Shit Just About Fries My Bacon!
Girl A: So What Are You Gonna Do About It?
Girl B: Oh, I'm Gonna Whip Her Ass

by Thysbe July 24, 2005

Fried Purple Banana

When a girl gives a guy a blowjob while the guy's dick is covered in grape jelly. She can also put topping on it if she wants to like nuts, mini chocolate chips, or even cut up fruit!

Melissa was sucking Nick's fried purple banana. Nick was in so much pleasure that he cummed all over Melissa's face.

Lissa, a he-she, got a great fried purple banana from his/her boyfriend Florence.

A magical fairy came up to George Washington and gave him a nice fried purple banana.

by THENINJA!!!! WHo knows people! November 25, 2010

fried eggs on a nail

Saggy tits that hang off a haggard woman. Her body was long ago destroyed by the worthless children she unleashed on the earth.

Her tits looked fine with the bra on, but really they were fried eggs on a nail.

by O.D.B.O.D'd December 21, 2016