shark absorber

Devices used to absorb the Flow during shark week. Tampons.

Her: I need to stop at the pharmacy, it's shark week.
Me: Ahh, you're out of shark absorbers?

by geekJoeB August 20, 2019

Hawaii shark

A shark from Spain, but the S is silent.

Bruh is that a Hawaii shark?
I will murder all Hawaii sharks!
Hawaii sharks killed my mom.
I live inside a Hawaii shark.
Mommy, I would like to consume a Hawaii shark!
I DEMAND A HAWAII SHARK TO BE THROWN INTO A WASHINGMACHINE AT ONCE!
Hawaii sharks are better than British people.
Bruh that Hawaii shark is looking pretty sussy 🤨!!?!?!?!

by Imepiesaw February 08, 2022

Hair shark

Someone who scouts for attractive people with bad haircuts so when the hair grows back and they are attractive again, they will already be there.

Girl A: “Did you see Marks new haircut? Its so bad! He was so much hotter before!”
Girl B: “Apparently Genna is trying to swoop!”
Girl A: “Of course she is. Shes a hair shark. Genius move actually!”

by Greanbeen January 18, 2020

Shiddle Shark

A person ruining a vibe, whether it is good or bad.

Dude, Will, you're acting like a shiddle shark.

by Ragnir The Bean April 01, 2022

Sharks Fin

(Noun) Most ultimate of all aquatic curse words, to regarded with great reverence. Oft regarded as the vivacious cunt!, bloody mother fucker!, or you incontinent nincompoop! of the seas. Marine origin. Use sparingly, and with caution around large bodies of water.

Alternate usage- (Plural)

Sharks Fins: Replacement for Egad, Avast, or land-lubbers translation to Camels Humps!

Caught that sharks fin Aquaman with my girl/guy/Atlantic Cod. I knew she/he/it was smellin' a bit fishy.

by Pseudonym Platypuss February 27, 2020

Shark Piss

Big bottle of 20% hard shit that will get u shitfaced like a motha fucka

Eliot goes man down off the shark piss slam

by Mshawhfx February 27, 2019

stuffing the shark

Verb; A sexual act in which one partner is suspended by the ankles while performing oral sex on their partner.

I barely got any sleep, I was up all night stuffing the shark.
Kristina's eyes are blood shot because she is always stuffing the shark.
Will this hook support the weight of a human? I plan on stuffing the shark later.

by SharkStuffer247365 December 19, 2017