Surf the Shark

When one unintentionally does something very impressive.

In reference to Doug Niblack. He was surfing off the coast of Oregon when his surfboard hit a great white shark, he landed on the shark and "surfed the shark" for a few seconds before falling off.

"That was awesome! Did you mean to do that or did you just Surf the Shark?"

by Zapper Weisman October 19, 2011

Shark Sex

Shark sex involves a lot of biting, thrashing and rolling around! Often the male has to bite the female's back, flanks and fins in order to get into a position to mate successfully

I'm dominant in bed. I'm into shark sex

by hor00s October 23, 2023

Chocolate shark

A large floater, a turd that causes havoc amongst toilet goers

Sandra went to curl one off but shat herself when she saw a chocolate shark in the pan growling at her

by Philphee-phil April 14, 2023

fishing a shark

attempting to achieve something dangerous

Merrisa: "hey are you trying to tame the wild cat again?"
Jon: "don't need to worry about me fishing a shark."

by haveyouwondered May 14, 2023

Group Sharking

Group sharking is when you with another individual or an alternative account of yours lie to someone about the value of their Loomian and then snipe it for cheap.

You:Your loomian is only 3 gr(its actually 50 gr)
Your alt:Yeah its 3 gr and bad demand
Retard:Ok ill trade it to you for 4 gr

Random:Wait you guys are Group Sharking him!

by SharkingMaster August 29, 2023

Get sharked

Don’t care?

Get sharked.
Someone say stupid shit?
Get sharked.
Shark gif is not required but always welcomed.

"I tripped over a rock ☺️😰"
"No one asked, get sharked"

by Lyrre September 13, 2023

Punched a shark

To succeed in business despite powerful management trying to hold you back

I started in the mailroom of an international bank and I became CEO. I really punched a shark!

by Bowslosski October 4, 2023