inward farting

The act of holding a fart for so long that it reverts into your stomach.

I had dinner with my girlfriends family and I was so gassy that I was inward farting.

by OneLastCigarette February 24, 2005

fart fetish

Eproctophilia (fart fetish) is a sexual fetish, most commonly in straight men in which they receive arousal from their partner's flatulence. It is sometimes seen as a lighter form of coprophilia, aka scat. Unlike scat however, there are no health risks involved.

Not all eproctophiles enjoy the notorious cake farts. In fact, several of them are just as grossed out as normal people and only a slim minority of them like it. Instead, the majority of them enjoy the smell and/or sound their partner's farts make.

It was revealed in writer James Joyce's love letters to his wife that he had a fart fetish.

by skelemon April 11, 2009

fartish

fart fetish. To derive sexual pleasure from sniffing a partner's fart. Can be fatal if practiced with an uber-gassy partner in a small enclosure with limited air circulation.

1. My best friend died while playing fartish with that fat bitch!
2. At least he died doing something he loved to do

by Mr. U-be-U May 25, 2008

Farty Phil

A dirty old man on your course at college. He usually spends his time taking pictures of younger girls and farting when in the middle of lectures. He is usually referred to as "Pervert" or "Lollypop man". He loves the countryside and is still a virgin. People generally throw objects at him like Chips, Bottles and Oranges to name a few, and you usually get the reaction of " Do you think your clever, you Moron!"

To sum up Phil, he is a totally wierdo.

"Farty Phil will you stop taking pictures of me!"

Phil: "Do you think your clever, Moron?!"
Phil: " What yee looking at!?"

by Tristan Adamson February 1, 2009

Champagne Fart

1. A fart that is bubbly in nature

2. A fart that makes a liquidy bubbly

sound resembling diarhea.

3. A truly disgusting, juicy, bubbly fart that sounds as though the person has just dropped a liquid bubble bomb in their pants.

Anna: That was disgusting! Do you need to wipe?

James: No, it was just a Champagne Fart

by Squeeby July 7, 2010

Truck Driver Fart

A loud, monstrous, gaseous explosion from the anus that claps the ass cheeks and rattles the walls

"Bro, that fat girl probably rips off a couple truck driver farts every morning - I'm gonna get her drunk tonight and bang her silly"

by Dawn Keedic May 17, 2010

poop fart

Oderous flatulence which proceeds a large shit (pre-poop). Poop farts can yield information related to the upcoming crap including degree of stench, mass and potential anal velocity. Those conversant in art of poop farting can potentially predict color, texture and volume of the ensuing shit.

I had too much Qdoba last night and based on these poop farts, I predict a double-flush power dump with green, furry logs.

by Ronn May 16, 2006