I’m so drunk I can’t even see straight

Fucking bitch shoot the gun have some fun

I’m so drunk I can’t even see straight . Right now. NOOOOO

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 26, 2020

evertonian

the fans of the mental disabled football team in liverpool. most evertonians have been know to hate success, be obsessed with liverpool football club and talk gobshite 24/7.

person 1 "hey do you want to watch everton"
person 2 "surrounded by those fuckwit evertonians, no i'd rather be molested by a group of AIDS infested African that smell like shit"
person 1"fair point"

by ogthetg September 1, 2016

eveni

fat emo nobody, usually has a massive nose and jumps out of bushes.

omg eveni nearly poked my eye out with her nose !

by eshays October 29, 2007

dont even trip

Dont go there.

girl please dont even trip

by Amy November 26, 2003

break even

One of the better bands coming from Western Australia

person one: ohmygosh. anime fire is playing on friday
person two: break even is way better <333

by dominika March 21, 2008

bitch! i dont even have H.I.V!

it means that u are straight edge, clean, a virgin basically

if a girl is accusing another girl of being a whore, the second girl might say, "Bitch! I dont even have H.I.V!"

by Jecca baby September 8, 2005

series of unfortunate events

A girls worst nightmare: the series involves in specific order a; donkey punch, gas mask, hindu dot, chocolate cone, cincinati bowtie, and strawberry shortcake. simply brilliant.

girl talking to other girl - "last night i encountered a series of unfortunate events first he donkey punched me, then i got a gas mask, hindu dot, chocolate cone, cincinati bowtie and then the ass finished it off with a strawberry shortcake"

by jerry1010 December 9, 2008