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Literal definition of annoying. They think so highly of themselves and the only thing that matters is their grades. They suck at flirting which is partly the reason that they don't have a girlfriend. They have no social life. Like literally NOTHING. They want to go to Harvard or Princeton and be the school's valedictorian. Big dreams for such a pathetic person.
Person 1: I heard that Dylan's trying to shoot his shot with Grace.
Person 2: That's pathetic.
Person 3: I know right, I wanna film his ass getting rejected.

Person 4: This is gonna go viral!
Dylan by an average girl March 16, 2020
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Dylan by jaCOB0237772 April 28, 2020
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DO NOT DATE A DYLAN. They are like psycho. They are rude and abusive.
Ew its dylan hes toxic stay away!!
Dylan - somebody who socially lowers themselves in hopes of gaining a woman’s affection (A. K. A. a simp)
Dylan by Pussiemagney420 May 6, 2020
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Dylan by bignigga142 May 6, 2020
Mean guy never cares about anyone but himself he smokes and drinks so he’s a roadman he is a smart kid but never uses his brain and will props die from drugs
“Yo Dylan hows your wife
Dylan by Po2394 May 7, 2020