Duff Brain

An Über fluky dudely/dudette, that drinks to the point of being a problem for others. He/she somehow gets girls/dudes even though they either have a pencil for a penis or the chesapeake bay tunnel for a SNATCH. Aswell as being a drinker, they have terrible hair cuts, and think that they rule every city they find their way into.

Can be used as a Noun or Verb.

Drinks of choice: Fortays (40's), Vodka in a 2 liter, or colt 45
Music: Bad Euro-trash House stuff
Permanent residence: Ocean City, MD or NJ

1. dude one: "Dude, why the fuck did we bring brent.... he is duff braining so hard tonight... it's funkin' ruining my night."

dude two: "I know, it's my bad, but you won't have to see him again till next summer."

2. dudette one: "Ugh, you are way to drunk Brittany, you are a funkin' duff brain and you even knew I wanted that kid..."

dudette two: "OMGEEZ WTF alls I was gonna do was willis with him all night."

by brew thru her August 29, 2012

Duffle Bagger

Worst then a douche bag. a Duffle Bagger is a guy who goes on a first date and brings a over night bag because he assumes he will be sleeping over. Most of the time the girl thinks he is a complete idiot.

Did you hear about sally's date last night? The Duffle Bagger thought he was getting some so he brought his Pj's. lmao what a dumbass.

by Ramen King November 27, 2012

duffed

Duffed, or duff someone-to be fucked, or involved in the act of sexual intercoarse.

"Hey man, did you hear the news? last night caitie got duffed!" or "Dammit, my science teacher duffed me on that lab report."
"Are you really gonna duff me like that?"

by C...punk35 May 26, 2012

Duffel Cat

When a man and woman have intercourse while the woman is inside a confined space such as a duffel bag, suit case, or something similar.

Sharon agreed to perform a Duffel Cat on the condition that they fly first class.

by smuffman February 10, 2013

Duffster Dive

A term to describe a meteroic fall from grace of a high ranking public official mired in political scandal as a result of activity that amounts to political suicide for the official and anyone else that has voluntarily enaged in the activity.

A politician that has been caught mishandling public funds and who then engages in political subterfuge in an attempt to cover up the error is doing a "Duffster Dive".

by juris skeptic May 21, 2013

duffle cat

A person that lays on your lap and keeps you warm. Purring is often heard by the person laying on the lap.

"I want a duffle cat to keep me warm on my long drives to the Viking's games at the Metrodome."

by EquateJersey October 5, 2013

duff it in the shitter

A messy bowel movement that resembles flour pudding. Derived from duff, a flour pudding steamed or boiled in a cloth bag.

I ate too much kimchi, I gotta go duff it in the shitter.

by OneCrayDood January 15, 2014