Swine transmitted disease

A sexually transmitted disease passed on by pigs around the world, in influenza form. The virus only started appearing because a dirty mexican was sick of raping dogs and experimented on pigs...The influenza is strongest on the actual person that screwed the pig, you wonder why the only deaths are in Mexico...

Dirty mexican to dirty hobo friends - "Hey i just tryed haveing sex with a pig, not only is it more enjoyable but the pig resists less!"

Dirty hobo friends - "Hey sounds like fun lets start a chain mail on it..."

*All die, pandemic starts*

Condoms in Mexico now advertise that it prevents Swine Transmitted Disease...

by Wing nut 338 (cK) May 2, 2009

Hartman disease

An illness that befalls among horny teenagers when they haven't gotten any action in awhile; feels like everyone you see you want to hook up with them.

I can't believe I hooked up with that girl...she's so ugly! I must have Hartman disease.

by unnamed February 4, 2004

dose

An occurence of a sexually transmitted disease.

I'm itching like the clappers. That skeezy bitch must have given me a dose.

by Gagglehack December 28, 2005

DeSean Jackson

Verb: to fail at scoring a touchdown

On September 15, 2008, while playing the Dallas Cowboys, rookie Desean Jackson caught a long ball from Donovan McNabb and threw the ball away a few inches before going into the endzone. It threw away a potentail game winning touchdown. The Cowboys won the game.

To see the play, type in "MNF worst play from a rookie" on Youtube.com

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Before December 12, 2010, this term would be a valid. However, on the date mentioned above, DeSean Jackson scored a touchdown in a very awkward way.

To see the play, type in "Desean Jackson falls into endzone " on Youtube.com

by Eagles 2011 SB Champs December 14, 2010

disease

Disease, can mean talent, looks or moves, diseased can mean hip, cool, groovy, hot, perfect, lovely, pretty, awesome.

Snake: "Check out that chick's disease Shovel"
Shovel: "Woah I wouldn't mind catching some of that!"

by Holden Morrisey Caulfield May 28, 2006

pretty girl disease

Basically when a girl suddenly changes into more of a 'girlie girl'. She starts focusing on her overall appearance. Churchies tend to use this term for girls that walk away because they prefer to fit in with the popular kids.

Person1: What's with Ashley? She hasn't been to service in weeks.
Person2: Oh, she got the pretty girl disease.
Person1: I knew she kicked her look up a knotch.

by rarara May 4, 2005

mad cow disease

a fatal disease that affects both humans and cows. very talked about.

one damn cow was found with mad-cow in canada and everyone banned meat.

by megan March 3, 2004