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Diamond Level Man

A high quality charismatic, caring, strong, masculine man: earning 6 figures whilst having no children m.
Girl I’m sick of these bronze men and all they baby momma drama, I needs me a diamond level man!
by BoyImaTen May 15, 2023
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Diamond Birthday

Guy 1 - Hey Dude. Did you get the invite to Arik Ancelin's Diamond Birthday Banger? Guy 2 - No man.. How did you get one? Guy 1 - I am an advocate for the Down Syndrome Community!
by extra21 July 3, 2023
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Steven Quartz Cutie Pie Demayo Diamond Universe

The full name of popular character "Steven Universe" from the show of the same name & "Steven Universe: Future"
A: hey, what's steven universe's full name?
B: It's Steven Quartz Cutie Pie Demayo Diamond Universe. idiot.
by Quackiduck July 14, 2023
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Diamond Block House

An object that is very valuable, but is very pointless and/or overpriced.
Did Jake tell you about how he got those new 300 dollar airpods?

Yeah, that's a total diamond block house, he could get something much better for less than half of the price.
by Whalosaur July 15, 2023
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Devil's Diamonds

Hitting a chop bowl with thc shatter or diamonds added.
man I'm fucked up after hitting the devil's diamonds
by Swagmoder July 22, 2023
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Goron's Diamond

When a game has an indeterminate set of ranges for prizes, and the prize the player receives for a good score is underwhelming, thus leading the player to obsessively believe there is a much better prize if they can find a way to earn a higher score.
"In Tears of the Kingdom, I rang the giant bell at 164 but the Goron only gave me a Ruby. Surely, there must be a way to get a Diamond. I'll pay him again and start over..."

"You've been in the same spot for five hours. You're all out of rupees. You're obsessed. This is a Goron's Diamond situation. Go to bed."
by mcinmosh July 29, 2023
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California Diamonds

Sparkly crystals typically found on pavement in parking ramps, parking lots and sides of streets. These crystals are mined through efforts of extreme greed, mainly in the regions of San Francisco, Oakland and San Jose. Authorities haven’t pursued the regulation of the harvesting of these crystals and in fact encouraged it through policy decisions leaving the free market to drive their harvesting. Entities like Safelite and AAA have greatly profited greatly from the sharp rise in their popularity. Generally harvested by lower class populations due to the low bar to enter this highly lucrative sector, it has lead to explosive growth. Driven by demand, consumers don’t seem to care the color or clarity unlike more traditional precious stones, gray, green and blue are the most common shades.
“Wow, look at all these California Diamonds on the ground in this parking garage! I don’t think these are ethnically sourced, let’s park somewhere else.”
by midwestisthebestwest August 12, 2023
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