donkey peanuts

a animal and a legume (it's not a nut in common sense, actually).

also an inside joke of those who are fond of tila tequila meaning, well meaning what - i don't know yet unfortunaly. edit/add if you know...

"are you guys enjoying your donkey peanuts tonight!?"

by tylth April 26, 2006

Donkey - Fish

A Mythical Creature created by the Tulsa, Ok -Pop Culture Artist elChado. Used on various T-Shirt Designs and played a small role in the Childrens Book "Can of Creamed Corn" Published in 2007.

That Donkey - Fish is freaking rad.

by Zodiac Jack April 18, 2008

Donkey Boner Flu

A very rare flu

Symptoms: coughing, sneezing, runny nose, random boners

You can usually figure out if you have the flu when you get a boner in even the gayest situations, and often have the urge to touch yourself.

Jeff: I have a bad case of donkey boner flu.

John: I can tell...

by Huava June 17, 2009

donkey face

donkey face-v.-The act of making horrific, goofy, or twisted facial expressions in order to ruin a picture being taken. Are especially effective in serious photographs with complete strangers who are totally unaware of your presence. Can also be used to show disapproval for an act of utter idiocy and/or ignorance.

Man, did you see Swift donkey face that group of ugly girls?

Wow, that Asian woman's driving calls for a major donkey face.

by ChandlerSwift August 12, 2006

donkey snort

When you pull your pants down, spread your but cheeks and fart.

I didn't get any last night so I donkey snorted at my girl.

by The Plunger June 20, 2008

Donkey Lunch

Taking a girl out for a lunch date and then let her pay for everything.

I took this gal out to this really fancy place downtown. When we were done, I got her all pissed cuz I donkey lunched her :)

by HAMMAHOUSE July 18, 2009

Donkey Choker

To insert a large dip of smokeless tobacco in one's lower lip.

Jeremy: Damn dude, after all this school work I'm ready to throw in a donkey choker.
Corey: I've had one in the whole class.

by HappyGilmores3W March 30, 2011