proof that a living specimen of pure idiot can be elected as president
"we will build a 'uuge wall, because i like walls and the mexicans will pay for it"
"latinos are bad bad homres and will seduce your children with rapist tacos"
"i like to make a fart noise everytime hillary speaks because shes a fat pig"
"melania? oh shes a nice piece of ass"
"obama's complexion is not really to my taste; i prefer a orangey hue myself"
"america is in a hell of a toupée, i can fix it"
in other words 2016 is not going too well, brexit is ruining britain, but to be fair america does have the trump card ...
"we will build a 'uuge wall, because i like walls and the mexicans will pay for it"
"latinos are bad bad homres and will seduce your children with rapist tacos"
"i like to make a fart noise everytime hillary speaks because shes a fat pig"
"melania? oh shes a nice piece of ass"
"obama's complexion is not really to my taste; i prefer a orangey hue myself"
"america is in a hell of a toupée, i can fix it"
in other words 2016 is not going too well, brexit is ruining britain, but to be fair america does have the trump card ...
tom- remember the times of brexit...
rob-yea those were dark times when donald trump, boris johnson and voldemort ruled the world
tom- thankgod we have harry potter
rob-yea those were dark times when donald trump, boris johnson and voldemort ruled the world
tom- thankgod we have harry potter
Mike: Donald Trump will make a great president if he gets elected!
Anne: Sounds like something Trump the Dump himself would say!
Anne: Sounds like something Trump the Dump himself would say!
by Klara :) January 04, 2016
1. A delusional weirdo who thinks that people are stupid enough to actually elect him into the white house.
Bum: "Donald Trump is going to be our next President! Merica!"
Pedestrian: Punches him in the face until he dies
Pedestrian: Punches him in the face until he dies
by Your Mother's Daddy July 05, 2016
by Donald trump bitch December 02, 2020
by GlobalWarmingIsNotReal December 21, 2020
An old rich guy who makes people cry through dumb tweets. Most infamously making liberals shed tears over jokes or speeches that offend them.
Virgin libtard:Donald Trump just said that he is a pedo!
Chad Republican: Where did you read that?
Virgin libtard: CNN.
Chad Republican: Oh I see...
Chad Republican: Where did you read that?
Virgin libtard: CNN.
Chad Republican: Oh I see...
by Cerecus December 02, 2020
The act of ejaculating on your partner's forehead, then moving their hair over the ejaculate to hold it in place therefore creating a Donald Trump-like comb-over, then yelling "You're Fired!"
My girlfriend hates it when I watch The Apprentice because she knows she will likely get Donald Trumped.
by Mo-the-ho-no-mo April 15, 2014