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Crusty Finger

A Crusty Finger is when the toilet paper splits and your finger passionately pierces your rectum, and you forget to wash your hand so the poo becomes crusty.
My mate ate a sandwich with a crusty finger.
by ISadlyHaveNoLife September 3, 2016
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crusty bag

a crusty bag is when a male puts his testicles in a large bowl of chocolate, waits for it to set and starts smacking it on the womans face so it starts to crack then anouther has too lick it off whilst its happening.
"hey, girls you want to come over and try my crusty bag?"
by beccaneal May 11, 2016
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Crusty MUN

Crusty MUN is a general term to describe delegates, typically from the Midwest who exhibit any, but not limited to, the following behaviors: asking you to get lunch opening night, having a black backpack with loose papers in it, a not properly tied tie, wearing a pantsuit, having serial killer handwriting

If a delegate exhibits traits of both Crusty MUN and Sweaty MUN, they are part of a rare group called Sticky MUN. A select variety of delegates, namely West Coast MUN and Dexter Daramali of Stevenson High School in Lincolnshire, IL, fall under this category.
DISEC is SO Crusty MUN today, half the committee voted to divide the question on a 20 clause resolution.
by sheev_palpatine May 9, 2018
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Crusty Cupid

When your knuckle deep in a girl and whipe your eye and get an eye infection a day later.
I was hooking up with a girl and after I finger banged her I whipped my eye, the next day I noticed my eye was infected and realized she had given me the crusty Cupid:
by Dgomez96 January 12, 2019
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Crusty burger

When you just pooped but forgot to wipe
Oh man I think I have a crusty burger going on
by Oooooops7 October 29, 2019
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crusty's

crusty's come's from the ass crack the stick to ya jocks.
doing a sloppy fart and it becomes hard and u have stained jocks and it dont feel good.
by SaiNt_SaRaCeN November 16, 2003
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Crusty

Even though it's essential, social media is crusty, crustier than the hairs of my dry butthole
by Asadefa September 21, 2020
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