panty control

Wearing a thong all the time with no choice or excuses

Todd: Yo Becky wanna do panty control?
Becky: Hell ya baby
I honestly don't know the meaning of this word but somebody told me its this

by tashigi September 29, 2019

Birth Control Moment

Times in your life where you observe someones child out of control, acting out irrationally, throwing a fit or otherwise making you wish you didn't have kids (or glad you don't have them)

Wow, sitting on that 12 hour flight with that baby crying nonstop was a birth control moment for me!

by Paul.x.james December 4, 2020

birth control buffers

Items that you purchase along with condoms, spermicide, or other birth control. You do not really want these items, but are self-conscious about the cashier knowing that you only came here to re-fill on birth control.

Ray picked up the last box of his favorite condoms from the shelf and headed to the checkout-lanes, stopping to grab soda and dog food for birth control buffers.

by DobbyCanOnlyBeFreedIf December 27, 2014

twitch controls

Is a word meaning twitch user controls a game until completion, or help or sabotage the streamer from compleating the objective

Because twitch controls make the game to zero gravity the streamer failed and have to start from the begining

by Revdictionary February 10, 2021

esc f1 f2 f3 f4 f5 f6 f7 f8 f9 f10 f11 f12 `1234567890-= delete tab qwertyuiop[]\ caps lock asdfghjkl;' return shift zxcvbnm,./ shift fn control option command space command option up down left right

now your even more bored than zaqxswcdevfrbgtnhymjukilop your 1 quark away from the 6th stage of boredom. your so bored you press every single button on the keyboard

im bored af esc f1 f2 f3 f4 f5 f6 f7 f8 f9 f10 f11 f12 `1234567890-= delete tab qwertyuiop\ caps lock asdfghjkl;' return shift zxcvbnm,./ shift fn control option command space command option up down left right

by 584940493395874392034839394 November 9, 2024

Controlment

Controlment is a boss and runs everyone on the internet.

Dude controlment in your party better watch out...

by King Controlment November 10, 2021

microplastic control group

The terrifying realization that we live in a society where the world's most powerful individuals couldn't be half-assed to care about plastic waste, and that there are now microplastics inside of every living person on earth.
There is plastic in YOUR testicles RIGHT NOW!

Originated from an attempted science experiment where researchers tried to find the effect of microplastics in humans, but couldn't find anyone without microplastics inside of them

person 1: "bro everyone is so stupid nowadays"
person 2: "microplastic control group ahh situation"

by john blinker September 28, 2025