Clackamortion

Clackamortion is the sound that a keyboard produces when being typed on.

I love the clackamortion sound!

by CrazyChameleon October 20, 2022

Coaching

A gentrified, corporate-friendly rebranding referring to a reprimand, scolding, or lecture, usually delivered to a low-level employee by their supervisor or other middle-manager.

"Hey Bob, how did your quarterly performance review with Jen go?"

"Well, she insinuated I was a fuck-up, couldn't be trusted with tasks a lemming would otherwise excel at, and that I should consider becoming a shoe-shiner as it would allow me to grovel beneath successful people without getting in their way."

"Sounds like Jen offered you some healthy coaching there. I hope her advice helps you meet your next corporate deliverable!"

by Quattrochi November 1, 2022

coach Mckay

The best coach you can get. The man coaches good games and puts on good parties. That hot tub water. just UMMMMMM. that floating white bubbles

coach Mckay. Holy fuck imma cum

by McKay victim November 1, 2022

Coach Petty

Epic Fortnite gamer who love's Ethan and sex jokes

"Holy Crap Lois, It's Coach Petty"

by Koko Cola August 31, 2022

coachectomy

The act of surgically removing a coach's foot, from one's ass.

Kyle: Did you hear what happened to James?
Ryan: No, what happened?
Kyle: James got a coachectomy because he kept fucking around at practice.
Ryan: I guess James found out.

by Turtlemoan September 4, 2022

cocachewer

A cocachewer is a racial slur towards Peruvians.

man: “hey you! You damn cocachewer!! 😡”

by mkeys September 18, 2022

Clacker

A rude slang term for a woman’s private parts originated in Venezuela, most commonly heard in Europe.

“My clacker is mad itchy right now”

by Broski1000 September 20, 2022