out of the closet

to go from sexual ambiguity to homosexuality

Dean came out of the closet.

by Santi the Sex God August 9, 2006

Cloos

Crazy ass mother fucker

That guy is cloos
Ya and cloos is a tard also.
hahahah

by Drmonumbo October 15, 2003

clitsmack

Actual meaning~~To smack ones clit, Slang meaning~~A fun name to call your friends

What's up "clitsmack"?

by ~Malone~ April 9, 2008

Closet Studying

The act of studying constantly while giving the appearance of never studying at all. Usually done late at night when everyone else is sleeping.

I am going to suck at giving this presentation, because I definitely didn't spend the entire previous night closet studying for this.

by Agent63 February 28, 2011

closet drunk

When you get so drunk you black out and wake up in a pitch black room. You can't find a light or door, so you go into the closet and rip all the contents out thinking the stairs collapsed and you need to dig your way out.

Girl 1: Did you get closet drunk last night?
Girl 2: Yes, my hands still hurt from trying to rip up the carpet.

by KuntaKiente August 26, 2013

Clos

An affordable but classy boxed wine made in the Chilean valleys of Pirque. Comes in four varieties, suitable for any occasion. May not be approved by the French.

Keeping it clossy.

Damn Capresha how much clos you hittin up these days?!

The clos went down smoothly as he lay his rough hands on her delicate breasts.

by Latinstallion January 9, 2014

Flying too close to the Sun

Masturbating inside of a movie theater, originally in Old English it meant solely a pornographic theater but modern usage a lots for anything considered a theater even in the abstract.

Classic Example: Paul Rubens aka Pee Wee Herman was flying too close to the Sun and Gambi joined Is is
Modern Example: John was losing his job anyway so he decided to go to the conference room and was flying too close to the Sun to pictures of Stacy and Karen's Instagram

by Jlova71 July 26, 2018