cluster fuck

the clusters of fucking yummy goodness found in various cereal that are fucking good

rice krispie treats and honey bunchs of oats (clusters) which contain the cluster fucks

by oshwa shwa January 29, 2009

Claustro-negressophobia

This is simply the fear of getting too close to or intimate with a black female, especially with regards to sex, and romance. This fear is very often observed in black men (and women sometimes), and is very often preceeded by one or more heart-wrenching experiences at the hands of these, femme-fatales. There is no known cure at present for it, and anyone suffering from it is usually afflicted for life, except a divine miracle occurs first.

"It's no use Shaquanee, he's got claustro-negressophobia, he don't want you! Better go with Harry instead."

Meyn, i think I caught this claustro-negressophobia thing, and it won't leave me alone! Help me Loooordd!!

by Neil A September 9, 2008

Santa Claus

When a gay guy with a beard sucks a guy's penis and he pulls it out of his mouth and get semen all over his beard.

Dude, I gave colin the worst Santa Claus ever.

by Mr. Doty November 5, 2008

cluster fuck

Derogatory term for a lowly or insignificant office worker who shares a work space with others.

Anyone see my good pen? I think that cluster fuck from Shipping just walked away with it.

by eatitlive January 9, 2003

Claustromania

Claustromania would have to be a liking for small spaces excessively , while agoraphobia is the fear of open spaces so preference is for an enclosed space, though not necessarily small.

-phobia (fear of ) ; -philia ( fondness of ) ; -mania ( excessive desire of ).

I have Claustromania as opposed to Claustrophobia, I LOVE small spaces!

by TheGimmick December 30, 2015

cluster fuck

the mixture of peanut-butter and fuck

Girl : omg there's peanut butter everywhere
Boy : what a cluster fuck

by lelebebee4547 July 26, 2010

Cluster Fuck

A type of bomb developed in world war 2 that would unleash a small payload of usually 7 - 8 topless women that will perform deviant sexual acts until you die.

"sarge! incoming cluster fuck 300 metres!!!"

by Duncan The Magnifican't July 9, 2007