chinese marching powder

Obscure slang term for Cocaine.

I was nose deep in a pile of Chinese Marching Powder last Friday night.

by Brendan D May 4, 2006

chinese tickle

female masturbation using multiple fingers.

the jonas brothers make girls chinese tickle.

by Mutant-lizard June 10, 2010

Chinese Peekaboo

The act of inserting ones head into a womens vagina, and then squirming further, only then to stick your head out of the womens rectum and yelling "PEEKABOO"

Hey Billy do you want to come over later and play Chinese Peekaboo?

by Trenton Marushak June 6, 2011

Upsidedown Chinese Waitress

a crazy sex position where someone does a handstand and another person straddles them.

Brandie likes it like an upsidedown chinese waitress.....

by Mr.doitright June 15, 2009

Spooning chips

Eating chips with a spoon because your nails are freshly painted and you don't want to wreck them.

I'm spooning chips so I can rock my pretty nails.

by Focca July 14, 2011

Chinese Surprise

Occurs when a man places a firecracker inside a woman's vagina. The wick is then lit and a muffled pop is heard. The anus is also an acceptable position for the explosion to occur.

I Chinese Surprised my girlfriend in her sleep... still at the ER.

by Poppetkeeper February 17, 2010

All That and a Bag of Potato Chips

Someone so awesome that they are not only "All That", but are sweet enough to be "All That" and a bag of delicious potato chips.

"She was all that. AND a bag of potato chips"

"He ain't all that and a bag of potato chips"

by BJN47 April 8, 2010