Origami Timeout Chair

When you tuck a single mom's legs behind her own shoulders and fuck her while she's seated in a "timeout chair" until she utters nothing but gibberish for 5 minutes straight.
I gave that MILF I met at the bar last night the “origami timeout chair” after we went back to her place… Left her talking like she needed a short bus.
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Barber's Chair

When a woman shaves your scrote while you are simultaneously being pegged in a seated position.
Donna gave me the Barber's Chair treatment last night. I am freshly shorn and won't shit right for a week.
by Ghost See March 4, 2022
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school chair

"Oh man, I did the school chair last night, it was so tight, dawg!"
"Mmm man, she got the school chair like nobody's business."
"You got any of that young school chair?"
by The Hot Diggity Dog November 25, 2013
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Chairing

The act of sharing a single seated chair with another person by having them sit on your lap.
Barry: There’s no more seats on the plane?

Jake: Don’t worry dude, did you ever hear that chairing is caring?
Barry: Jake, we know you’re gay, just say it you lousy fuck.
Jake: So you wont take a seat?
Barry: I never said no.
by T.H.E. J July 24, 2025
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Chair man

A Chair man likes to be sat on. He also has an 11-inch penis that goes inside you when you sit on him.
He likes to have children on him and is the father of 105 babies.
The Chair man wants you to sit on him.
Stop acting like the Chair man.
by MoeyFan1 November 23, 2022
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gaming chair

something that instantly makes you a better gamer if it's really expensive
by big_al's_bf June 16, 2022
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Tables and chairs

When something happens in life and you feel you’ve seen how the cookie crumbles.

You wake up and smell the cheese and think. “It’s all just tables and chairs out here”

Everyone has (or will) experience a time in their life that will make them think or feel this expression. You cannot change fate. That’s just tables and chairs.
“It’s all just tables and chairs man”

“You never know what it’s gonna be until it’s tables and chairs”
by Bumbatingrumbaclart June 9, 2025
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