1. To some, a hideous cock that’s wider than it is long
2. To others, a normal cock that’s limping back down after it stood up for a
bit
3. To a few who don’t know that “
gooch” and “taint” are already words (or who are simply chodes themselves), the
gooch and taint
4. To all the rest, the editor in chief of any broadly trafficked niche industry / hobby fandom website who props themselves / their sites up as if they’re somehow torchbearers of free speech, but really they’re just enabling and normalizing and applaud blatantly racist, transphobic,
homophobic, xenophobic, misogynist, and just all-around generally fascist language while shutting down anyone with a lick of sense