Power Cry

Like a Power Nap, but instead you just cry at your desk for 30 seconds then go on with your day.

Example 1:
*completely overrun by tasks and continually getting interrupted*
Sudden email from boss: “Hey sooooo sorry this is last-minute, but I need list of tasks that can’t possibly be completed today right now. Appreciate you!”
*power cries*
*marks email unread and resumes current project*

Example 2:
“Oh, I’m not taking lunch today. I’m just gonna eat while I work and maybe have a quick power cry.”

by anonymous December 1, 2023

Crying Contest

A gay orgy

Hey who wants to meet up and have a crying contest?

by Bigduckdanny July 10, 2019

crying skull emoji

This person is DEFINITELY a femboy and for sure wants to be pounded.

"Man I love men, *crying skull emoji*"

by stinkyboy100 May 7, 2024

Cry

When urban dictionary doesnt add your definitions

I just cried,
I will cry again because the past tense of cry means i cant add the definition

by Unge_smegmaburger February 15, 2019

cry me a river

When someone makes too much excuses, is being mad and cries.

friend:UR HACKING SUCH A LOSER LOLLL EZZZ CANT WIN WITHOUT HACKS
you:cry me a river.

friend:dude i was lagging u cant win me in 1v1 doggy!
you:cry me a river

by meowtteo October 26, 2025

Matt Cry

The biggest dumbass in the visible universe. This nigga is also a pussy and fights smaller niggas,he also puts yellow cake in his blunts and juul. This causes him to act even more retarded and arrogant. He always using excuses to cover his dodo covered tracks.

Nigga 2 is bullying and trying to fight a 2 month year old infant for his 200th cousin accidentally bumping into him in a crowded hallway
Nigga 1:"yo what are you doing"
Nigga 2:" bro, do make fun of me, im suicidal"
Nigga 1"you acting like a matt cry rn bruh"
Nigga 2:"Oh shit, you right"
*Nigga 2 dies instantly, coughing blood in the process*

by Dawndolphin June 7, 2018

Devil May Cry Is The Thought Of Ezra Miller Around Embroidery

Devil May Cry Is The Thought Of Ezra Miller Around Embroidery

Devil May Cry Is The Thought Of Ezra Miller Around Embroidery

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 24, 2025