Gummin the clam

When an old man takes out his dentures so not to bite a woman's vagina.

I know why the boss likes Paul. He has no teeth so she gets off on him gummin the clam!

by Clamer August 7, 2016

open-faced clam sandwich

The preferred meal for roller skating, specifically in Southeastern North Carolina. When pulled off correctly, can be pretty impressive. For full effect, shoot the duck to Chic's "Good Times" while eating the sammy.

"Memaw was mommicked af and started munchin an open-faced clam sandwich at the roller rink".

by jerry_at_rick January 25, 2022

Virginia Clam Hamper

Stuffing your sister with cum-soaked socks in an attempt to impregnate her without actual intercourse, thus producing a child that is not capable of functioning alone in the world.

Dude... I gave Sally a Virginia Clam Hamper last weekend. Shit was so cash...

by The Cock Shiner December 18, 2010

Clambake

The female version of the "teabag".

While my friend Lana and I were taking some photos for our church Youth Group newsletter, she straddled my head and clambaked me. What will Jesus think?

by Capt Scotty December 14, 2008

boston clam chowder

the term comes from the act of queefing while going through the menstrual cycle.

man i just boston clam chowdered all over my undies, someone got a tampon?!

by katelin/becky April 25, 2005

the clam

a common nickname for the std properly known as chlamydia.

Bob fully intended on sleeping with Sue until he found out she had the clam.

by effyxstonem April 20, 2009

clamber down the motleys

To disembark an aircraft via airstairs.

"When we landed at the airport, we had to clamber down the motleys"

by Richard and Darrel Greaney January 18, 2004