Trevor, Matt, Tommy, and I got together in my room for a really high-energy JO circle. All was going well until Tommy spilled his seed all over my carpet!
by Basedgod11221122 January 11, 2012
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Jason: any one up for a wank circle? I haven't blown for a few days & I fancy my chances of a win.
Lee: ok biggy, I'm in but we'll have to be quick as i'm meant to be taking my girl to the cinema tonight (removing trousers)
Adam: I had a danger wank this afternoon so I'll probably lose but ok.
Lee: ok biggy, I'm in but we'll have to be quick as i'm meant to be taking my girl to the cinema tonight (removing trousers)
Adam: I had a danger wank this afternoon so I'll probably lose but ok.
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Virtual Circle Jerk or V.C.J. for short, is experienced when individuals keep replying all to an email with multiple recipients.
To All Employees,
Please welcome Mike, a new addition to the sales team. Mike has rejoined our team as an Account Executive.
-HR
Paul: "Welcome home Mike."
Andy: "Welcome back Mike!"
Greg: "Mike, Call me Buddy."
Harry: "Wow! Welcome back, Mike! Let's chat."
James: "Glad you are back Mike."
Hank: "Hey Mike, this is aaaawesome!"
Jared: "Wow that was quick, Mike!"
Todd: "Mike, Welcome back!"
Dave: "Execellent! Welcome back Mike!"
Brian to the rest of ops: "Quite the Virtual Circle Jerk, I wonder if they'll realize Mike isn't on this email."
Please welcome Mike, a new addition to the sales team. Mike has rejoined our team as an Account Executive.
-HR
Paul: "Welcome home Mike."
Andy: "Welcome back Mike!"
Greg: "Mike, Call me Buddy."
Harry: "Wow! Welcome back, Mike! Let's chat."
James: "Glad you are back Mike."
Hank: "Hey Mike, this is aaaawesome!"
Jared: "Wow that was quick, Mike!"
Todd: "Mike, Welcome back!"
Dave: "Execellent! Welcome back Mike!"
Brian to the rest of ops: "Quite the Virtual Circle Jerk, I wonder if they'll realize Mike isn't on this email."
by Rural.Juror September 5, 2017
Get the Virtual Circle Jerk mug.(made by someone) a Discord server where a group of friends (of that someone) and mutuals, who are dependent on eachothers' company and entertainment, congregate in the same channel of that server, especially after a long day of mental/social labor (school/work).
A$AP Rocky: This is the best Discord circlejerk I've ever been in. Y'all whilin'?
Joe Biden: Yes, we are certainly, wildin' out and you can invite your friends to join our Discord circle jerk!
Joe Biden: Yes, we are certainly, wildin' out and you can invite your friends to join our Discord circle jerk!
by GookSoup April 21, 2018
Get the Discord circle jerk mug.When your zipper catches the foreskin of your penis, creating an excruciating pain that can hurt for hours. This usually happens after taking a piss. (As seen in the movie "Something about Mary", featuring Ben Stiller)
Joe: "Awww dude, the other day I gave myself a Ben Stiller Circumcision after takin a piss, it fuckin hurt."
Larry: "Cool story, bro"
Larry: "Cool story, bro"
by Bolo2k10 December 14, 2010
Get the Ben Stiller Circumcision mug.Invented by Australians. A group of individuals (usually male) stand in a cricle and masturbate. Sometimes, the first to ejaculate is declared "the winner."
by Jack August 16, 2004
Get the Circle Jerk mug.An entirely legitimate procedure done with a male child, usually at birth, that involves cutting off the excess foreskin of the penis. Those who have not been circumcised are required to pull back the foreskin over the head and clean it, if this is not done early in life (which is entirely possible due to that the United States only accomodates for circumcised men, that they never show pictures of uncircumcised penises when a child is studying Sex Ed so the uncircumcised boy doesn't know what it's supposed to look like) then the ligements in the penis will bond to the foreskin and the skin will have to be medically pulled back by anesthesizing the head and scrotum with an epidermic needle, which is equally painful, if not moreso, then having the foreskin completely cut off at birth.
The foreskin has one rewarding factor in that it increases sexual pleasure, but most uncircumcised men will never be able to experience that due to the bizarre and gross appearance of the penis (seriously, it looks like a saarlac) that will disgust the woman.
The foreskin has one rewarding factor in that it increases sexual pleasure, but most uncircumcised men will never be able to experience that due to the bizarre and gross appearance of the penis (seriously, it looks like a saarlac) that will disgust the woman.
“Ah!” Sammie yelped “You think my vagina’s gross! What the hell’s the matter with your penis!?”
Jack looked down at it “I’ll tell you what’s wrong with it, society!”
“Society made your penis look like a sarlac?”
“No” he pulled his foreskin over the head “It used to look like this.”
“What happened?”
“I already told you, society!”
“That still doesn’t answer my question!”
“Okay, my parents didn’t have me circumcised when I was born.”
“Why would they ever do such a thing to a young child?”
“I know, right!? Now I have to suffer for life, as opposed to the few short seconds that I would have as a child.”
“So why don’t you just get it taken care of?”
“Because it hurts.”
“So? Isn’t it better than having a penis that looks like it eats Jedi’s?”
“I suppose so, but foreskin actually increases the amount of pleasure” he shrugged his shoulders “I don’t know. I just sure as hell know that our kids are getting it cut off.”
“Damn right they are! I want the best for our children.”
“Me too, they’ll even fit in better. It’s the most important thing you can do for a child.”
*Lil' Jack Horny: Circumcision Discussion*
Jack looked down at it “I’ll tell you what’s wrong with it, society!”
“Society made your penis look like a sarlac?”
“No” he pulled his foreskin over the head “It used to look like this.”
“What happened?”
“I already told you, society!”
“That still doesn’t answer my question!”
“Okay, my parents didn’t have me circumcised when I was born.”
“Why would they ever do such a thing to a young child?”
“I know, right!? Now I have to suffer for life, as opposed to the few short seconds that I would have as a child.”
“So why don’t you just get it taken care of?”
“Because it hurts.”
“So? Isn’t it better than having a penis that looks like it eats Jedi’s?”
“I suppose so, but foreskin actually increases the amount of pleasure” he shrugged his shoulders “I don’t know. I just sure as hell know that our kids are getting it cut off.”
“Damn right they are! I want the best for our children.”
“Me too, they’ll even fit in better. It’s the most important thing you can do for a child.”
*Lil' Jack Horny: Circumcision Discussion*
by Jackyl Hermanubis October 19, 2009
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