Inverted butt cheeks

A person who has an ass so flat, that it actually appears to point inward.

Did you see that girl walk by? She had inverted butt cheeks.

by Llama_Lady November 24, 2009

Peepee Butt-Fart

When during sex, you shart and pee on your partner.

Dude, I shouldn't have had that burrito, it made me peepee butt-fart on Peyton.

by AmazaynJohn December 8, 2016

bouncing buts

then buts bounce, better if on your lap

bouncing buts

jimmy:Hey man look at those bouncing buts, i with it was on my lap
tommy: AW YEAAAAAA

by i am the master baiter March 26, 2017

Waiter Butt

Service industry related buttock chafing as a result of humid and hot conditions whilst waiting tables. Scientific documentation of waitress butt has yet to be proven, as females are less likely to discuss such an ailment.

Add'l info: Bartenders don't get waiter butt, since they don't do as much walking. Sucks to be a waiter, eh?

"Have you seen Dave? He just got double sat."

"I just saw him in the kitchen getting some corn starch."

"Oh, he's been walking like a duck all night.

"Waiter butt will do that to you."

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(snapping) "WAITER! Can we get some more free rolls?"

"I'm baking some in my ass (due to the heat of waiter butt). They'll be done in two minutes."

by SmugSockMonkey June 11, 2006

Nut in my butt

This is what you say to anyone when you don’t have a good exuse to get out of something

Person 1: hey did you steal 20 bucks from my wallet?
Person 2: Nut in my butt instead
Person 1: what
Person 2: what

by Sin7032 June 25, 2018

Splatter Butt

A condition one has after eating at the 915 in Ft. Thomas

Seems like every time I go to the Feezee I get a mean case of splatter butt.

by Pedro2010 January 23, 2009

Butt Scratcher

A phrase originating from the "No Chris Left Behind" episode of Family Guy where Peter gets a job selling butt scratchers at the ball park.

Often shouted at music festivals:

Headbanger 1: "BUTT SCRATCHER?!!!!"
Headbanger 2: "BUTT SCRATCHER!!!"

by darkrave August 16, 2009