British

The worst kind of person you could ever run into and they have horrible teeth

British guy: *stabs American guy*
American guy: I think not, scally wag! *pulls out gun*
British guy: I think yes, wally scag! *pulls out musket*

by Fishy1999thefish February 9, 2024

British shame

is what any pilot of any aircraft feels after being handed their ass by Germans in ANY context, be it a videogame, a sport or a real fight

damn, Germans shot down my plain again, ti's such a British shame

by Leo of the Харків February 10, 2024

british secondary school

The fucking worst. Many students who have attended a british secondary school knows how fucking annoying it is to hear that one insufferable teacher yell at your ear drums like you're an 80 year old woman in a nursing home. Or the stuck up obnoxious head of year who will put you in ISO for wearing a jacket in-doors. Or the extremely loud chavs yelling at half eight in the morning as if they're nocturnal.

Guy: I can't stand british secondary school s, I cannot wait until I've done my GCSE'S

Guy2: I agree

by Igetbitxhes March 9, 2024

British East Coast

It is non-existent, because there are not a lot of towns on the British East Coast compared to the American East Coast.

Matthew: Jen, what are you doing this summer?
Jen: Going on a road trip around the British East Coast.
Matthew: Are you kidding me? There's no city life there, only fields and the sea.

by Lighter_Waterfalls June 21, 2021

British Person Paradox

A unique and highly repeatable psychological loop suffered exclusively by Bri’ish_Person, in which exposure to even minimal authority triggers a mental collapse from a functional individual into a paranoid, control-seeking ego case who believes the entire server is centered around him. The condition follows a consistent progression initial humility, growing entitlement, compulsive control, rising paranoia, and finally full power-poisoning before inevitably ending in dishonorable discharge.

Despite multiple prior episodes, the subject displays zero long-term learning and will re-enter the same cycle whenever authority is reintroduced, making BPP effectively incurable.

I think he's suffering from the British Person Paradox

by qwaned February 7, 2026