Colombian Breakfast

for them ignorants Colombian Breakfast is not starting your day with a line of cocaine, I am a Colombian and I start my day with Arepas, Empanadas, Nuggets, Bread, Eggs, cereal,etc... don´t believe them stupid stereotypes not all Colombians don´t consume cocaine all day everyday, not even the half of us. yall stupid gringos

Carlos: Imma start my day with a Colombian Breakfast ( Two arepas and 2 scrambled eggs, random breakfast )

by ElCharlie April 8, 2017

Dutch Breakfast

Consuming cannabis while enjoying a cup of coffee in the morning.

It is my day off, so I am going to have a Dutch breakfast.

by liquidforeplay July 9, 2020

Hotel Breakfast

When you get a bunch of hookers of as many continents and nationalities as possible back to the hotel and eat all their pussies and assholes until you puke.

Starving for a hotel breakfast!

by Hotel Breakfast May 19, 2020

jamaican breakfast

Having a Red Stripe Jamaican Lager and Joint for breakfast.

Bob's hungover again, he's got his Jamaican breakfast.

by MC Dad April 17, 2017

Breakfast Cheat

Going out to breakfast with someone after making plans the night before to do so with someone else.

The urge to breakfast cheat stems from the belief that the original breakfast goer is still asleep.

Often happens after a night of heavy drinking.

Tia got caught breakfast cheating with me on Sunday when Miles woke up early and reminded her of their plans for breakfast.

by ma bell 33 June 10, 2009

Mexican breakfast

When you awake to a fellow bending over you in the "toilet position" with his balls in your mouth and a fart escaping out his arse on to your eyes. Popular on stag do's. This was named due to the similarity to the warm Mexican air and salty taste in your mouth.

Got served up a Mexican breakfast this morning. What a horrible start to the day.

by Eddie Munsta July 9, 2016

champagne breakfast

When you are sleeping somewhere other than at your house, a champagne breakfast is the act of urinating in a woman's mouth when she is asleep. If you miss her mouth, the act is a golden shower Of course, you wouldn't want to do this at your house, because you don't want to piss on your own bed.

Last weekend, I picked up a chick at the bar and took her over to my buddy's house and we hooked up. In the morning, I woke up first and she was sleeping with her mouth open. So, I gave her a champagne breakfast.

by Brian Lyons December 3, 2007