beat n skeet

(v.) The act of using one's chivalric qualities to swoon a lady and eventually bang her like she stole something. Shortly after, the triumphant male flees the scene a better man.

Brandon: Dude, so you don't like her, but she's really hot, right?
Nick: Well...yea.
Brandon: So why don't you just beat n skeet?
Nick: Haha. You're right.

by Laddie Patel February 2, 2005

beat

extremly ugly, discusting, most likely shortened version of "beat with an ugly stick".

Guy #1 - mann you were so drunk last.
Guy #2 - Yeah man that chick you took home was beat.
Guy #3 - Okay give me some slack, I had my beer goggles on.

by bowski11 July 2, 2009

pussy beaten

Being pussy whipped to the fullest extreme.

Man he can't come out, his womens got him locked up cuz hes so god damn pussy beaten.

by ocho-cuatro September 30, 2007

Nigga Beater

A miniature baseball bat; usually sold as a novelty at sports stores or given away as a promotional expense at minor league baseball games.

Hey Johnny check this out! It was free nigga beater night at McCoy Stadium

by ShedCrew420 June 1, 2011

Woman Beater

Chris Brown

Chris Brown is a woman beater.

by DKsDownBInTheAir July 16, 2009

Wife beater

An a-shirt or tanktop or muscle shirt, sleeveless

I need to wash my wife beater.

by Anonymous April 3, 2003

Wife beater

Colloquial name for Stella Artois lager in England

Coming down the pub for a couple of wife beaters mate?

by markp July 25, 2004