bank statement

(noun)-the act of missing a shot over the cross bar in soccer and having to chase the ball down.

(verb)-missing an easy shot and cussing because you have to chase your ball 50 yards from where you were.

Person 1: "Shoot!"

Person 2: *Shot* and ball flies away

Person 1: HAHA! BANK STATEMENT!

Person 2: *%$@! Can you get my ball please?

Person 1: Hell no! I'm not walking to China today!

by Don't use your real name!!!! May 1, 2010

Investment banker

Someone you run away from at the first sight.

Tom: Hey there's an investment banker coming down the street. Bob: Lets cross the street!

by stainless67 February 23, 2022

bank

an adjective to describe something positive

"Your hair is totally bank."

by Day-Glo June 29, 2005

Lloyd Banks

when his album drops I'm sleeping outside of Sam Goody and purchase two copies of dat' nigga shit. March yall look out for ny man, Banks is on fiya!

"The only way I catch blueballs is if a bitch got blue lipstick"

by Andrew Johnson January 14, 2004

bank

Where I put my drug money.

After the smash-up buisiness I did friday, I put the money in the bank.

by Werther September 23, 2002

banked track

An oval surface for skating or bicycle racing. Original roller derby used such a surface. The pitch or angle of the curves decreases the centripetal forces created by the object in motion. Size depends on the type of race occuring on the track.

The speeds possible on a banked track far out pace those on a flat surface. As the pitch of the turns increases so does the speed potential.

by Bitchy Kitten aka james jones July 6, 2008

mexican bankroll

the paying of an item mostly refering to drugs in all singles

i just sold my man a dub but he shafted me with the mexican bankroll

by jagermiester August 14, 2010