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Tom Barnard

One of the most popular local radio personalities in the country, so much that he is the main reason that Howard Stern pulled his radio show from the Twin Cities market. He is noted for being the leader of the KQ Morning Show and his voice-over acting, most recently for Home Depot. He isn't afraid to call a fool a fool, even if that person is a minority. People that don't listen to his morning show are known for listening to the overrated (KDWB), overly-cheery (KS95), poser badass/burnout (93X) garbage that every other TC station puts out on weekday mornings. People that complain about his show are hyper-sensitive bleeding hearts that can go listen to the pretentious, stuck-up garbage on MPR anytime.
Tom Barnard's KQ morning show is the best ever, even though the station's music isn't always my favorite.
by jarshrawb May 30, 2009
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LaShawn Barber

Another hypocrtical conservative pundit who rants on and on about feminism and government dependency, yet is a 38 year old unmarried, barren, and selfish welfare queen. She claims to be pro-life and against feminism, yet as a 38 year old blogger earning sufficient money to support a family, she is not willing to adopt fetuses who otherwise might be aborted, nor has she had her own kids. She qualifies as a feminist who puts her own blogging career needs over starting a family. She rants on and on about government dependence, yet when her sister ( a normal sane person with functional arms and legs) needs money, instead of using genuine conservative rhetoric like "be an enterprising black women and go out and work hard for the money," she posts a PAYPAL donation link to help support her sister. Little does she know that whether it is the government, or a paypal donation, she is telling her Sister that it is okay not to work hard, and rely on either the government or other folks' donations to get by.
Person 1:
"U-G-L-Y
You ain't got no ALIBI
You're Barren."

Person 2: "Hey.. is that about the hypocritical LaShawn Barber?"

Person 1: "How'd you know!"

Person 2: "I mean it had to be either her or Ann Coulter. Both are hypocritical barren pundits."
by Angryblackconservative July 1, 2005
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barbershop

something dane always says for no reason
nobody:

dane:barbershop
by ananaksnsjf March 1, 2019
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Barney

It means you're in trouble. Like Barney Rubble (rhymes with trouble). I heard this first said by Don Cheadle in the recent Ocean's 11 remake.
If we can't get that pinch we're all in Barney.
by Senator Chisholm July 24, 2004
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Barbershop Quartet

When a group of 4 guys get together to groom each others' pubic hair.
"Hey what are you doing later this afternoon?"

"Nothing really."

"Why don't we call Ben and Evan over for a little party?"

"Great idea, but I need to set aside some time to clip my ball hair."

"Dude, no worries. Have them over and we can just have a little Barbershop Quartet."
by Rankle November 25, 2011
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Saffron barker

A “youtuber” with a personality as fake as her hair colour. Likes to roll her eyes a lot and LAVSSS to be one fake bitch teehee
Oh is that saffron barker nahh it’s just an insect
by Tanishaaaaaa January 12, 2019
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barnes

"it's like a replacement for fuck. it's showing a sense of suprise...."R.J.R

shows people the shock that the user of the word feels...
..OMFG,what the barnes!
by LLama12425 October 30, 2007
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