Barnyard Brawl

Sex with three or more fat chicks at once.

I drank too much and ended up in a barnyard brawl last night.

by Hog Choker July 25, 2009

Barning

The act of going to Anarchy Acres or Fatal Fields in Fortnite and searching the barn.

Friend: What are you doing?
You: I'm barning!

by OnePointyBoi June 12, 2018

Cliff Barnes

Cliff Barnes, the character from Dallas, always fails. Calling someone "Cliff Barnes" implies constant failures

-Now I lost another client!
-Who are you? Cliff Barnes?

by OhNoNotAgain September 3, 2009

Dirty barney

Dirty Barney. A man who shreds anus like wolverine. Ripping anus like wolverine. He probably slaps men's asses.

Wow, that man is a dirty Barney.

by BallCrusher420 April 30, 2020

Mrs. Barnes

Your asshole, idiotic, fatass, and prick math teacher for 7th grade. She is a horrible teacher who is probably a child rapist. Would be a perfect match for Mr. Fanger.

"I heard the 7th-grade math teacher act's like a Mrs. Barnes."

by fuckmrsbarnes January 25, 2019

Barney

Barney is a big purple dinosaur who stars in the popular kid's show "Barney" ((Of course >_>;)) He teaches kids, along with Baby Bop, DJ, and the group of children on his show, basic pre-school level skills and life's lessons. Barney is loved by kids and parents, but no one inbetween x_x. He is also famous for his "I love you" song.

Preschooler: Mommy Barney's on!!
Mother: Yaay! *sings the I love you song*
Middle school kid: Screw this. *turns channel to MTV*

by Sailor Star February 21, 2005

Barnsley

When one has an unexpected semi erection.

Derived from Football commentators saying "and barnsley with an unexpected semi" whenever the team gets to the semi finals of anything.

I checked this girl out when I was in starbucks and got a barnsley

by Old Matey August 20, 2011