Balloon Knot Breech

The United Nations have formally classified the Balloon Knot Breech (otherwise known as the Dog Fart) as a weapon of mass destruction with all NATO members formally denouncing and threatening a military response against any nation seeking to weaponize the biological weapon. In 2017, the United States responded by bombing the Syrian Ass-ad Regime after they were suspected of bottling and concentrating dog farts. The lethality of such a weapon cannot be understated and can be contributed to the complete lack of warning many dog farts provide. No known individuals have ever survived direct exposure to the dog fart the effects of which are similar to the blast radius of a nuclear bomb. Survivors of the dog fart were only exposed to the fallout - likely caused by the dog surprising or waking itself by the potency of the fart and then cropdusting the entire family. Only by incinerating an entire structure through the use of thermite plasma has the lingering effect of the dog fart been shown to be truly neutralized.

Dude, I think your dog's ass just squeaked!? BALLOON KNOT BREECH!!! OMG, I can't feel my face!

by BoogieFlake June 19, 2018

Balloon feen

Someone who constantly cracks cannis and buys fast gas/smartwhip , always feening to get ballons

Mas Life that TN fella is a balloon feen , ye never see that fella without Atleast a bottle of fast gas

by SvgeGoat November 19, 2021

hot balloon

v. When a woman sits on a man's face and then farts.

I was totally eating Debbie out last night when she hot ballooned me.

by Dr. Pantzo April 12, 2008

Grumpy Balloon

The term many body builders use for their milk.

I had some delicious Grumpy Balloon!

by redhood56 December 31, 2011

Shit balloon

A voluminous fart.

Dude, don't be floating none of your shit balloons in here today!

by flyfroggy July 7, 2015

Netflix balloon binge

A word for when you binge watch on Netflix thinking there are only a couple of episodes left only to discover there are many more seasons. "Balloon" refers to a balloon payment on a loan where you pace yourself then have a large amount due all at once at the end.

I was binge watching Breaking Bad on Netflix last weekend when I discovered there were 3 more seasons I hadn't realized existed. My Friday binge watch turned into a weekend long Netflix balloon binge.

by CLS 8888 May 3, 2016

the balloon trick

When someone blows as hard as they can into ones asshole and make their large intestine inflate like a balloon🎈

The balloon trick is a very nice way to eat ass and get hpv

by Jahnique Guthrie June 2, 2017