A sexual device used by a gentleman endowed with an absolute unit as to prevent the actual destruction of his partner's innards, gizzards, etc. when plumbing the depths of their trenches. Not to be confused with a dick donut, the dick bagel is preferred due to its robust structure and stout crumb.
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Get the The Bagel mug.Also known as "Jalapeno Creamcheese Bagel", commonly known as a type of bread. Oddly enough, it begins with the letter 'H'.
Dude #1: Hello dude, do you happen to know the name of a bread that begins with the letter 'H'?
Dude #2: Sir thing dude, how about 'Halapeno Creamcheese Bagel'. Perhaps you could consider using the acronym 'H.C.B' if it is necessary.
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Dude #2: Of course not! You just don't tell anyone what it actually means and it will work perfectly!
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Dude #2: Of course not! You just don't tell anyone what it actually means and it will work perfectly!
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Dude #1: Hello dude, do you happen to know the name of a bread that begins with the letter 'H'?
Dude #2: Sir thing dude, how about 'Halapeno Creamcheese Bagel'. Perhaps you could consider using the acronym 'H.C.B' if it is necessary.
Dude #1: Do you think it would cause any confusion if I used 'H.C.B' for my perpose?
Dude #2: Of course not! You just don't tell anyone what it actually means and it will work perfectly!
Dude #2: Sir thing dude, how about 'Halapeno Creamcheese Bagel'. Perhaps you could consider using the acronym 'H.C.B' if it is necessary.
Dude #1: Do you think it would cause any confusion if I used 'H.C.B' for my perpose?
Dude #2: Of course not! You just don't tell anyone what it actually means and it will work perfectly!
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