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Occam’s Balloon

A principle suggesting that when confronted with a problem or mystery, the most convoluted, outlandish, or improbable explanation is often the one people are most likely to believe — especially if it inflates their sense of drama, suspicion, or personal importance.
Forget the simple answer — remember Occam’s Balloon: if there’s a secret cabal of lizard people behind it, someone out there believes it.
by Halak Qz April 1, 2025
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Rage against the balloon

The act of loudly protesting or rebelling against perceived injustice in a way that’s performative, ineffectual, or symbolic at best — like punching a balloon: dramatic, but ultimately harmless and without impact.
He posts angry rants on TikTok every day thinking he’s starting a revolution. Classic rage against the balloon.
It's all rage against the balloon until someone actually organizes and votes.
by Halak Qz April 1, 2025
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Walmart balloon

A sexual act when a female injects helium into her vagina and the male sucks it out and sings Alvin and the chipmunks Christmas songs to her
Steve gave me a good Walmart balloon yesterday after work
by Billbob274746/63 May 3, 2025
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Stink balloon

Hey Robert, can you check my stink balloon?
by Allstartsinparks May 28, 2025
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Balloon Baby

The queef of air back into a condom once the semen has emptied into your vagina.
“How do you know when to take the condom out?”

You’ll blow out the tip Balloon Baby
by Mmsnozzberry May 20, 2024
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Deflating the Balloon

To let out a lot of gas with a fart, relieving pressure in your gut or also to fart, making a noise similar to a rapidly deflating balloon.
Ah man I just love when I deflate the balloon, it always feels so good to deflate a bit.
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I just heard someone deflating the balloon, I don't want to go near them.
by theStarOfFaith May 27, 2024
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ballooning

when you jerk off, and another person gives you a blowjob whilst inhaling and exhaling, making your mouth seem as a balloon. Whenever your hand gets to the persons face it hits them really really hard
by notbamb May 29, 2024
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