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sonic boner

when you are really craving SONIC that you get a boner,and have to rush to sonic.and when you get there you fulfill your erection by stuffing tots,fries and or a footlong hot dog+popcorn chicken or any other favorite item on the menu in your mouth.ALONG WITH DIPPING IN THE DELECTABLE SAUCES!
Alyssa,wana go to sonic?me and rachel are having a sonic boner!
by samanfahewen July 9, 2010
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face boner

1. A case of classic cheesin in which you cannot wipe the smile from your face. A face boner is usually due to happiness in a relationship but it may be used in other instances as well.

*It is possible to experience a face boner and a real boner simultaneously.
Dude: I totally nailed a smokin' hot babe last night!

Chad: Dude you don't have to tell me, your face boner gave it away!
by j--hole November 3, 2008
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Anticipation boner

The boner you get when anticipating something sexy, or sex itself. Can be a major headache if the anticipated sexual event does not occur.
I saw the new show, "How to look good naked", and got a huge anticipation boner, but was very disappointed when I saw no actual nudity and a gay prick running his mouth for 30 minutes.
by njriv April 7, 2010
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Jewish Boner

An erection that still possesses a semi-flaccid property, typically caused by over-exposure to pornography or by frequent masturbation.
Been beatin' off so much lately to blacked.com that I can only get them jewish boners.
by ElectricBananaMan November 8, 2018
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Huge Boner

Huge Boner is slang for a very large erect penis
Pete got out of the car with a huge Boner
by Mickeefer February 7, 2020
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body boner

When your muscles are filled with blood after an intense workout.
Jacob: Hey Alfie, did you just finish working out?

Alfie: Yeah!!

Jacob: Nice body boner.
by alfienukka February 1, 2010
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Boner Collector

A girl who has self esteem issues so makes 'friends', and keeps loose regular contact with, as many guys as possible while never actually putting out for any of them. Often thinks she is hotter than she actually is.
That chick is just a boner collector bro, let her go, you're never going to get any.
by The Dr B March 31, 2007
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