virgin sex on the beach

1. A non-alcoholic version of an alcoholic drink (made with cranberry juice, orange juice, peach nectar, and grenadine).
2. Often mistaken for a lewd act in a beautiful place.
3. (slang) justifying an especially inappropriate chat/act of the "cult", as nothing else can be quite as perverted.

1, 2. When Victoria asked the bartender for some virgin sex on the beach, he completely understood, but when she asked her friend Ben, he ran away from her.
3. "Psh, I know you want to make him nervous, but at least you aren't offering virgin sex on the beach!"

by Raccha January 14, 2005

Laguna Beach Bitch

A girl who is very dramatic,gets money from her parents,is a rich bitch,a slut,and is very popular just like the girls from the MTV reality show Laguna Beach,

"That girl is nothing without her money,she's such a laguna beach bitch"

or

"lbb" - used in internet slang

by Huntillary March 20, 2007

bleacher toad

A girl, usually a little plump and homely, who after having a drunken one night stand with, attends your game the next day in hopes that you will fall in love with her.

Dude, I was so hammered last night and took her home! I'm so ashamed, now she is a bleacher toad hoping I date her or something!

by pHilbaby October 8, 2010

Bleachtastic

To show something that is so cringy that it is worth to drink bleach or wash your eyes with bleach.

Person A: Hey, did you saw that "Epic" Rap Battle about Roblox and Minecraft by a kid on YouTube?
Person B: OMG You talking about that bleachtastic video that wasted me five bottle of bleach?

by ohaikenton August 9, 2016

Butt Bleacher

Someone (male or female) who uses a skin bleaching product on their bunghole area to make it more presentable to their partner.

I knew Mary Kate was a butt bleacher from the view I got whilst "doggy stylin" her.

by Retro Rat February 18, 2010

blachank

The sound made when defacating into a stainless steel toilet (the type used in county jails everywhere). This is the result of the sudden shock on the digestive system caused by the poor quality of jail food and can also be worsened by detoxing from drugs.

Dude, when I finally made it to my cell from intake, I had to take a massive shit. I mean BLACHANK!

by DorkAlork June 5, 2007

Beachuth

The single most ruthless youth group ever.

'BeachUth is the best'
'Apparently the beachuth goat is secretly a ninja

by BeachUthNinjaGoat January 12, 2009