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awkwardism

Awkwardism is the state of always feeling awkward. Many may use this in the terms of Aspengers. Although Awkwardism isn't a direct diagnoses, it is a personal feel and can be determined by ones self
I have a severe case of awkwardism.
by Heyheyhey October 7, 2016
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Awkward

An emotion of cringe and unsatisfaction.
When you say hi back to someone, only to realise they were waving at the person behind you.
The uncertainty of whether you should wave to an acquaintance you don't know well.
When someone catches you staring at them and instead of looking away you hold their gaze.
Trying to make conversation but neither of you know what to say.
When your friend leaves you with their friend that you don't know very well and you two have to interact.
The uncomfortable silence of two people or more.
"There was an awkward silence when everyone ran out of things to talk about."
"The whole group fell into awkward silence when Bob made a lame joke"
by Firexxyass December 11, 2017
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Awkward Cactus

The action of holding both arms out in upside down 90 degree angles (like a cactus with upside down arms 🌵) during an awkward or uncomfortable situation when you don’t know how else to respond. Usually paired with an uncomfortable smile 🙃. This is especially used by socially awkward people.
Friend: you look cute today.
Me: 🌵🙃
Friend: you look like an awkward cactus
by daisynicolexo December 6, 2020
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Jmac award

NFL Fantasy award given to the person with the 'most retarded trade'.

Refers to Jason McElwain, the magical, three point, shooting autistic water boy.
Brad Johnson for Matt Schaub? Give this guy the Jmac Award.
by danielbrowniel October 18, 2008
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L'awkward

When something is awkward, a clever way of saying awkard, " The awkward" in " french" with a cute french spin. Originated at Notre Dame Academy All girls High School
girl: why is she staring at you?
other girl: because she hates me
girl: ... l'awkward.
by teddytedteddy April 29, 2010
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Big Stupe Award

When something is so over the top stupid and also lame enough to merit the use of the word "stupe".
He attempted to write a romantic poem, but he only succeeded in winning the Big Stupe Award!
by Juliet CAW January 8, 2007
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Theory of Counter-Awkward Claims

If someone says something very awkward to you, say something equally awkward in response in order to make the whole situation not awkward.
Examble of the Theory of Counter-Awkward Claims

Woman: Jeff, I'm Pregnant
Man: Katie, I have herpes
Woman: I'm not really pregnant
Man: I still have herpes
by mung69 November 10, 2011
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