Awkward

When a fat guy walks in a bar, orders a drink, sits next to the first girl he sees, looks her dead in the eye and without anything else said says "Pussy fart" *maintains eye contact then proceeds to take a drink*

Chase walks in a bar orders himself some brandy sits next to Jessica and stares her in the eye and says pussy fart *everyone stares in the ultimate awkward silence*

by dr_midgetboi January 14, 2020

Awkward

When you are forced to sit opposite your co-worker who ghosted you on social media after almost dating you just because he is too much of a pussy to commit and none of your colleagues knowing wth is going on.

Avoiding eye contact with someone right in front of you is so awkward.

by Trööt April 4, 2020

Awkwardness

Ryan dowling is basically all of this

Awkwardness -R u like Ryan aka a awkward fuck

by ,?.! May 27, 2020

Awkwardly Cold

When something is so cold that you feel uncomfortable eating it

"Like you get something hot or just normally isnt cold and you eat some of it and you put it in the fridge and forget about it for a few days and then you remember and you take it out and bite into it and its just like 😶🤨🤢😖, that's awkwardly cold"

by YellowSock August 17, 2020

Awkwarder

When your more awkward than someone else. Work created by Casey Holmes

"I'm more awkwarder then both of you"

by kdhvjdkdmch September 16, 2020

awkwardangel

Simp for Haru, Akechi, Akihiko, Yosuke, And Aigis. common odd individual. Basic virgin, gets zero pussy.

Awkwardangel wanted to fuck aigis

by Sexwexjwhds October 25, 2020

awkwardception

a situation in which a conversation becomes uncomfortable for paradoxical and contradicting reasons

(in response to accusations of making a conversation awkward although not your fault) "awkwardception"

by i don't like pickles December 14, 2020