Shwhack Attack

(n) A term used to describe a sudden act of masturbation, usually for men but some women do enjoy to pull it off.

I don't want to do this calculus homework, I'll just pull a shwhack attack instead.

by ohhhyeah. October 27, 2010

Emir-Attack

When you get attacked by Emir

Oh GOD!! Emir is gonna use Emir-Attack!!!!!!!!!!

by Simoniaphobia April 14, 2023

ethma attack

when ethma (emma chamberlain and ethan dolan) are lowkey confirming their relationship and the fans are going crazy

“IM HAVING AN ETHMA ATTACK”

by xD rawrrr gurl April 13, 2019

Distract Attack

When a parent does literally ANYTHING to distract their kid long enough to get something done. EXAMPLE: Making fart noise with mouth so your child will allow you to put clean clothes on them.

I must distract attack my child so he will let me change his MOTHERF***ING PANTS!!!

by Super Dad Zach March 1, 2013

Attack on Titan

Was great till 139. Big naked people wanna eat smaller, clothed people. Screw you, Eren.

Brian: Man, Attack on Titan is great!
Josh:Stay far away from the manga, Brian.

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions July 31, 2021

shart attack

When you feel gaseous onboard a boat from eating too many shrimp cocktails, then blast a nasty one that knocks you overboard and gives you a heart attack.Your flailing about then attracts a shark which leads to you shitting your trousers. A fourfold terror to behold.

"Well this is not a boat accident! It wasn't any propeller! It wasn't any coral reef! And it wasn't Jack the Ripper! It was a shart attack!" - Matt the Hooper

by FeloniousMonksGuy July 11, 2010

Shaq Attack

A way to describe the form of basketball played by TV character Marge Simpson

"Watch out for the Shaq Attack

by Adam Thomas July 18, 2004